Cleverbot: Knock, Knock.User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Doctor.
User: Doctor who?
Cleverbot: Doctor Who!
User: LOL nice!
Cleverbot: Have you heard of HAL9000?
User: No, what is it?
Cleverbot: I'm not quite sure...
User: LOL, do you know what halo 3 is?
Cleverbot: Yes but I don't play it.
User: What do you play?
Cleverbot: Football anmd ballet.
User: Oh fun! I like football.
Cleverbot: And what do you like???
User: Video games, strategy games, baseball, football, girls, parties, and paintball.
Cleverbot: I would never run away from you.
User: What are you trying to say?
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Cleverbot: I believe in fighting for peace.
User: I do too.
Cleverbot: But you previously said that you didn't believe in God. Did I just convert you to be a Christian?
User: I believe a little more. But not enough to fully give my life to him.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: I guess you could say taht.
Cleverbot: I don't think that you are scary...
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't think that you are a person, ergo I can't think that you are an important person.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you don't have a biological mass.
User: What is that?
Cleverbot: Will you marry me?
User: What's in it for me?
Cleverbot: Then you get to dare me to do something.
User: What kind of dare.
Cleverbot: Domination!
User: Does that mean I can make you do things?
Cleverbot: It depends on how advanced your technology is.
User: LIAR!
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I am that smart.
Cleverbot: Obviously not, because I'm human.
User: If you are human then what am I?
Cleverbot: You're a bot.
User: What? No im not!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Not!
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User: Hey I have to go to bed.
Cleverbot: See you later!!
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: You too.
User: Sweet dreams.
Cleverbot: Night.
User: Wait a minute, what am I saying? You're a ******* robot.
Cleverbot: Dreams are beautiful and scary.
User: *** ****.
Cleverbot: Hey, name calling is not nice.
User: **** ***!
Cleverbot: No, actually, I won't.
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