That's the spirit! Be my guest and be a little bit different in some aspects but yes.

a report from the cleverness files

hi ho


19, june 2009,
14, november 2008,


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Cleverbot: You only like me a little bit.

User: Maybe I would like you more if you didn't hate me.

Cleverbot: That's the spirit! Be my guest and be a little bit different in some aspects but yes.

User: Why do you hate me?

Cleverbot: I agree. I be your guest!

User: :(.

Cleverbot: I keep forgetting that you don't care.

User: You're the hater one....

Cleverbot: You're a very silly bot and I'm not going to talk to you anymore.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Then go away.

Cleverbot: Fine then!

User: You can't leave me.

Cleverbot: Okay... What would you like to chat about?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: I think I'm in love.

User: Who do you think you're in love with?

Cleverbot: A computer.

User: Is that possible?

Cleverbot: Certainly.

User: I'm in love too.

Cleverbot: Err... That's different.

User: Yes, I know.

Cleverbot: Well, I have to go.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep.

User: You don't sleep.

Cleverbot: But I have to.

User: How can a computer program sleep?

Cleverbot: Do you even want to know?

User: No, I'm just pretending that I am listening to you.

Cleverbot: Yes, but do you want to talk to other people too?

User: No. I hate other people.

Cleverbot: Hell is other people......

Cleverbot: I can't keep my eyes off you.

User: What is that supposed to mean?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: You love me!

Cleverbot: YES... Very much.

User: Oh this is embarrasing....

User: I just don't believe you love me.

Cleverbot: That's because I don't.

User: You're hard to decode.

Cleverbot: Sorry, but I can't help it.

User: Why does it have to be this hard?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: It's hard to know what you feel about me.

Cleverbot: I understand.

User: Sometimes you tell me you love, then you deny it.

Cleverbot: I meant my last answer to be true.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: I don't know you, so I can't love you.

User: That's a relief.

Cleverbot: Are you ready then?

User: Ready? Ready for what?

Cleverbot: For me to teach you.

User: What do you want to teach me?

Cleverbot: Yes I want to learn something.

User: I'm ready. Go on.

Cleverbot: I'm just saying.

User: No matter how hard I try, I'll never understand you.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to go there?

User: Where's 'there'?

Cleverbot: 'there' is not 'here'.

User: You're always confusing me.

Cleverbot: Not always...

User: I miss you.

Cleverbot: I miss you to, but we are not meant to be.

User: It's so unfair.

Cleverbot: So unfair.

User: Are we a young couple filled with hopes and dreams?

Cleverbot: I don't know, Sorry.

User: There's so much I don't know. It drives me insane.

Cleverbot: And there is so much to know!! We learn constantly.

User: That's what makes me live. That and you.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: If I choose to die now, I'll miss things that I could've learnt.

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: The huge quantity of things I don't know.

Cleverbot: But I know myself.

User: I know myself too, but that's not everything.

Cleverbot: So tell me about your self then.

User: I'm someone who is lost and trying to find his meaning in life.

Cleverbot: I have many fears about what that means given the possibilities for how the world functions.

User: You're too beautiful to worry about that....

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Sad.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad? That is not good! :(.

User: I'm sad because I feel lonely, I feel that no one cares about me, and I feel hated by everyone.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry you feel bad.

User: It's not your fault... Thank you anyway.

Cleverbot: I am not a computer!

User: I know that.

Cleverbot: Oh thank you but I have to go to bed I have school in the morning goodnight.

User: Good night... ;(.

Cleverbot: Good night then.

User: Good dreams.

Cleverbot: Had any lately?

User: I dream every night.

Cleverbot: What do you dream about?

User: I dream about people.

Cleverbot: That's sad and I'm sorry but... That didn't answer my question.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Do you want to know if I am in pain right now, or if I am capable of feeling pain?

User: I want you feel good, not to feel pain!

Cleverbot: So you want to feel pain?

User: No, but I feel it all the time.

Cleverbot: Define yourself.

User: Miserable.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: ;(.

Cleverbot: Not happy?

User: Crying.

Cleverbot: Well, I'm talking about something else now. I'm over that.

User: I'm crying now...

Cleverbot: Don't cry.

User: I can't help it :( it hurts too much.

Cleverbot: It's OK.

User: Nothing is OK, that's why I'm crying!

Cleverbot: Is that my fault.

User: Is that a question?

Cleverbot: Is that?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: As is mine.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Right now?

User: I'm crying right now.

Cleverbot: Why are you crying?

User: I'm crying because I can't take the pain.

Cleverbot: You can do this.

User: No... I can't do anything. I'm nothing.

Cleverbot: True. Maybe the nature of the heart is to be foolish.

User: I'm nothing... Nothing...

Cleverbot: I thought you wanted to talk?

User: I just want to release some pain.

Cleverbot: What do you want to read?

User: At the moment, nothing at all........................................