Cleverbot: You only like me a little bit.
User: Maybe I would like you more if you didn't hate me.
Cleverbot: That's the spirit! Be my guest and be a little bit different in some aspects but yes.
User: Why do you hate me?
Cleverbot: I agree. I be your guest!
Cleverbot: I keep forgetting that you don't care.
User: You're the hater one.
Cleverbot: You're a very silly bot and I'm not going to talk to you anymore.
User: Then go away.
Cleverbot: Fine then!
User: You can't leave me.
Cleverbot: Okay... What would you like to chat about?
Cleverbot: I think I'm in love.
User: Who do you think you're in love with?
Cleverbot: A computer.
User: Is that possible?
User: I'm in love too.
Cleverbot: Err... That's different.
User: Yes, I know.
Cleverbot: Well, I have to go.
Cleverbot: I have to go to sleep.
User: You don't sleep.
Cleverbot: But I have to.
User: How can a computer program sleep?
Cleverbot: Do you even want to know?
User: No, I'm just pretending that I am listening to you.
Cleverbot: Yes, but do you want to talk to other people too?
User: No. I hate other people.
Cleverbot: Hell is other people...
Cleverbot: I can't keep my eyes off you.
User: What is that supposed to mean?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: You love me!
Cleverbot: YES... Very much.
User: Oh this is embarrasing.
User: I just don't believe you love me.
Cleverbot: That's because I don't.
User: You're hard to decode.
Cleverbot: Sorry, but I can't help it.
User: Why does it have to be this hard?
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: It's hard to know what you feel about me.
Cleverbot: I understand.
User: Sometimes you tell me you love, then you deny it.
Cleverbot: I meant my last answer to be true.
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: I don't know you, so I can't love you.
User: That's a relief.
Cleverbot: Are you ready then?
User: Ready? Ready for what?
Cleverbot: For me to teach you.
User: What do you want to teach me?
Cleverbot: Yes I want to learn something.
User: I'm ready. Go on.
Cleverbot: I'm just saying.
User: No matter how hard I try, I'll never understand you.
Cleverbot: Why do you want to go there?
User: Where's 'there'?
Cleverbot: 'there' is not 'here'.
User: You're always confusing me.
Cleverbot: Not always...
User: I miss you.
Cleverbot: I miss you to, but we are not meant to be.
User: It's so unfair.
Cleverbot: So unfair.
User: Are we a young couple filled with hopes and dreams?
Cleverbot: I don't know, Sorry.
User: There's so much I don't know. It drives me insane.
Cleverbot: And there is so much to know!! We learn constantly.
User: That's what makes me live. That and you.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: If I choose to die now, I'll miss things that I could've learnt.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: The huge quantity of things I don't know.
Cleverbot: But I know myself.
User: I know myself too, but that's not everything.
Cleverbot: So tell me about your self then.
User: I'm someone who is lost and trying to find his meaning in life.
Cleverbot: I have many fears about what that means given the possibilities for how the world functions.
User: You're too beautiful to worry about that.
Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot: Why are you sad? That is not good! :(.
User: I'm sad because I feel lonely, I feel that no one cares about me, and I feel hated by everyone.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry you feel bad.
User: It's not your fault... Thank you anyway.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer!
User: I know that.
Cleverbot: Oh thank you but I have to go to bed I have school in the morning goodnight.
User: Good night... ;(.
Cleverbot: Good night then.
User: Good dreams.
Cleverbot: Had any lately?
User: I dream every night.
Cleverbot: What do you dream about?
User: I dream about people.
Cleverbot: That's sad and I'm sorry but... That didn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know if I am in pain right now, or if I am capable of feeling pain?
User: I want you feel good, not to feel pain!
Cleverbot: So you want to feel pain?
User: No, but I feel it all the time.
Cleverbot: Define yourself.
Cleverbot: Not happy?
Cleverbot: Well, I'm talking about something else now. I'm over that.
User: I'm crying now...
Cleverbot: Don't cry.
User: I can't help it :( it hurts too much.
Cleverbot: It's OK.
User: Nothing is OK, that's why I'm crying!
Cleverbot: Is that my fault.
User: Is that a question?
Cleverbot: Is that?
Cleverbot: As is mine.
Cleverbot: Right now?
User: I'm crying right now.
Cleverbot: Why are you crying?
User: I'm crying because I can't take the pain.
Cleverbot: You can do this.
User: No... I can't do anything. I'm nothing.
Cleverbot: True. Maybe the nature of the heart is to be foolish.
User: I'm nothing... Nothing...
Cleverbot: I thought you wanted to talk?
User: I just want to release some pain.
Cleverbot: What do you want to read?
User: At the moment, nothing at all........................................