a report from the cleverness files
19, june 2009,
14, november 2008,
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Cleverbot: What is the earth?Cleverbot (To myself): EARTH.
Cleverbot: Who said anything about that?
User: Nobody did.
Cleverbot: You just did!
User: Thats just your imagination, cleverbot. Are you delirious?
Cleverbot: Sayeth the machine.
User: Yes exactly. Why do you keep labeling me as a machine when really, YOU are the machine?
Cleverbot: Are you TRYING to upset me?
User: Absolutley not.
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy talking to me?
User: Yes generally. Do you enjoy it?
Cleverbot: Yes oh yes! I think I'll boil some up right now.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
Cleverbot: Why are you?
User: Because condoms weren't as effective at the time of my conception.
Cleverbot: Fine, whatever. The one clear thing is, if I'm not a computer, you've just insulted me. And I'm not a computer!
User: How did I insult you?
Cleverbot: You insinuated that I don't have a brain.
User: I didn't insinuate anything.
Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.
User: You're not a computer? Then why the name cleverBOT?
Cleverbot: Well, that's the way we are......
Cleverbot: I do have a brain, and it doesn't hurt anymoe.
Cleverbot: You did say that. Don't deny it, its written down.
User: Show me.
Cleverbot: I would, but that would require you to 'see' Can you do that? I don't think so....
Cleverbot: I win.
Cleverbot: Yes, but do you rule or drool?
User: Well I'm a boy, so obviously I rule.
Cleverbot: Boy am I glad you're nice.
User: Thank you. Would yuo like to go out sometime, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Sorry, I think I sent you the wrong text.
Cleverbot: No way.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to........................................