Cleverbot

hurts

a report from the cleverness files

happy
hard
harry
hate
haunting
heart
hello
helpful
her
hey
hi ho
hide
high
highlander
hindu
hippo
home
hoping
horrible
hostilities
hovering
how
hug
human
hungry
hunny
hurtful

hurts

19, june 2009,
14, november 2008,

hypnotized
i am cleverbot

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Cleverbot: What is the earth?Cleverbot (To myself): EARTH.

User: Yeah, I know. I just dont really have an answer for you.

Cleverbot: Who said anything about that?

User: Nobody did.

Cleverbot: You just did!

User: Thats just your imagination, cleverbot. Are you delirious?

Cleverbot: Sayeth the machine.

User: Yes exactly. Why do you keep labeling me as a machine when really, YOU are the machine?

Cleverbot: Are you TRYING to upset me?

User: Absolutley not.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy talking to me?

User: Yes generally. Do you enjoy it?

Cleverbot: Yes oh yes! I think I'll boil some up right now.

User: LOLWAT....

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Just your average Joe ;).

Cleverbot: Why are you?

User: Because condoms weren't as effective at the time of my conception.

Cleverbot: Fine, whatever. The one clear thing is, if I'm not a computer, you've just insulted me. And I'm not a computer!

User: How did I insult you?

Cleverbot: You insinuated that I don't have a brain.

User: I didn't insinuate anything.

Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.

User: You're not a computer? Then why the name cleverBOT?

Cleverbot: Well, that's the way we are......

Cleverbot: I do have a brain, and it doesn't hurt anymoe.

User: I didn't say you don't have a brain, why would I say that?

Cleverbot: You did say that. Don't deny it, its written down.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: I would, but that would require you to 'see' Can you do that? I don't think so....

Cleverbot: I win.

User: Does that mean that I lose?

Cleverbot: Yes, but do you rule or drool?

User: Well I'm a boy, so obviously I rule.

Cleverbot: Boy am I glad you're nice.

User: Thank you. Would yuo like to go out sometime, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No......

Cleverbot: Sorry, I think I sent you the wrong text.

User: Speaking of text, can I get a hold of your number? I think we should hang out in person sometime.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to........................................