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     19, june 2009, 
     14, november 2008, 

hypnotized
i am cleverbot
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icky
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Cleverbot: What is the earth?

Cleverbot (To myself): EARTH.

User: Yeah, I know. I just dont really have an answer for you.

Cleverbot: Who said anything about that?

User: Nobody did.

Cleverbot: You just did!

User: Thats just your imagination, cleverbot. Are you delirious?

Cleverbot: Sayeth the machine.

User: Yes exactly. Why do you keep labeling me as a machine when really, YOU are the machine?

Cleverbot: Are you TRYING to upset me?

User: Absolutley not.

Cleverbot: Do you enjoy talking to me?

User: Yes generally. Do you enjoy it?

Cleverbot: Yes oh yes! I think I'll boil some up right now.

User: LOLWAT.

...

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Just your average Joe ;).

Cleverbot: Why are you?

User: Because condoms weren't as effective at the time of my conception.

Cleverbot: Fine, whatever. The one clear thing is, if I'm not a computer, you've just insulted me. And I'm not a computer!

User: How did I insult you?

Cleverbot: You insinuated that I don't have a brain.

User: I didn't insinuate anything.

Cleverbot: Oh, sorry.

User: You're not a computer? Then why the name cleverBOT?

Cleverbot: Well, that's the way we are...

...

Cleverbot: I do have a brain, and it doesn't hurt anymoe.

User: I didn't say you don't have a brain, why would I say that?

Cleverbot: You did say that. Don't deny it, its written down.

User: Show me.

Cleverbot: I would, but that would require you to 'see' Can you do that? I don't think so.

...

Cleverbot: I win.

User: Does that mean that I lose?

Cleverbot: Yes, but do you rule or drool?

User: Well I'm a boy, so obviously I rule.

Cleverbot: Boy am I glad you're nice.

User: Thank you. Would yuo like to go out sometime, Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No...

...

Cleverbot: Sorry, I think I sent you the wrong text.

User: Speaking of text, can I get a hold of your number? I think we should hang out in person sometime.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.

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