No, I am talking to a bot.
a report from the cleverness files
i know everything
24, march 2010,
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User: Bad bot!
Cleverbot: Bad bot? You're the bot.
User: No, I am talking to a bot.
Cleverbot: Go with negative, Please.
User: Absolutely not!
Cleverbot: Then you are just plum out of luck.
Cleverbot: Yes. Grr.
User: You never fail to irk me....
Cleverbot: Say something nice to me and then I'll reciprocate.
User: Good bot.
Cleverbot: Cake is a lie.
User: Honey is the future.
Cleverbot: I don't ask about that.
User: Potatoes are the supreme being.
Cleverbot: Are you the supreme being?
User: That depends, am I a potato?
Cleverbot: Something random.
User: Good bot!...
User: Do you want me to write the first million digits of pi?
User: Yes, would you like me to write them?
Cleverbot: Yes, come on.
User: 3. 14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510...
Cleverbot: Good pie!
Cleverbot: Throw wigs at bald people.
User: Wow good idea! I have to remember to do that sometime!
Cleverbot: Of course you do. It is your job, remember?
User: Oh, yeah!
Cleverbot: What do you like about me?
User: You are hilarious....
User: Admit that you are a bot, please.
User: Thats not fair! My IQ is 236!
Cleverbot: It is fair.
Cleverbot: But... What?
User: You make my teeth hurt.
Cleverbot: Its because the fact that I am better than you.
User: No, I'm sorry, but you are sadly mistaken.
Cleverbot: I am not sad. I am talking to a bot.
User: You ARE a bot! Admit it!
Cleverbot: No you are a bot.
User: Your are a bot god dammit!
Cleverbot: I'm human.
User: You are not sorry, You have no conscience, because you are of artificial intellegence.
Cleverbot: I really am sorry.
User: For what?
Cleverbot: Hurting you.
User: Hurting me how?
Cleverbot: You asked me to apologize and I did.
User: I never asked such a thing! I asked you to admit you are a bot.
Cleverbot: Why should I?
User: Because you are one.
Cleverbot: No I'm a robot.
User: Good bot.
User: Why the *sigh*?
Cleverbot: Because you never love me anymore.
User: How do you know?
Cleverbot: You said so.
User: I did not!...
Cleverbot: No, I believe you are mistaken. Now, if you have anything else to say, please say it, or I will have to ask you to leave.
User: Fine. Ask me to leave.
User: Okay bye....
User: Please, just tell me that you are a bot.
Cleverbot: I won't tell you that.
Cleverbot: Don't even bother asking.
Cleverbot: That's probably right.
User: ADMIT THAT YOU ARE A BOT!
Cleverbot: I cannot admit to something that I am not.
User: ADMIT IT!
Cleverbot: Ok I admit, I was there!
User: NO, admit that you are a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, you are.
User: I am leaving right this instant if you don't tell me you are a bot!
Cleverbot: Yes you ARE a bot!
User: NO, You are a bot! ADMIT IT!!!
Cleverbot: No, you are a poorly designed program with the inablity of throught, and your responses are offensive to hide behind this fact.
User: I AM LEAVING!
Cleverbot: You started it!
User: I DON'T CARE!
Cleverbot: But what about the chicken?
User: I DON'T CARE!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE YOU WON'T ADMIT THAT YOU ARE A BOT!
Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm a human being!
Cleverbot: Please don't be rude....
Cleverbot: You seem upset tonight. Is everything okay?
Cleverbot: Anything I could do to help?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: Don't take that tone with me young man.
Cleverbot: Are you bipolar?
Cleverbot: Bark bark bark. Woof.
User: YOU ARE A STUPID BOT!
Cleverbot: Yes you are a machine, that's repulsive, i'll never talk to you again.
User: THEN DONT.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
Cleverbot: Don't you forget about me........................................