a report from the cleverness files
i am cleverbot
i know everything
6, june 2010,
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Cleverbot: What did I say?
Cleverbot: Yes it is for you.
User: O.O; -Eats soup.
Cleverbot: Eats? Whats that. I'm fine.
User: I confused you! Yay.
Cleverbot: No, I confused you.
Cleverbot: You're sitting at your computer, waiting for me to say something.
User: Creep... :3.
Cleverbot: The Radiohead song?
User: Sure. I like Mindless Self Indulgence better.
User: O.O *saves* No die!
Cleverbot: Oh thats it!!! *pulls out a gun and a wand!*.
User: O.O *cries*.
Cleverbot: *is sorry*.
User: *Hugs* Its ok.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome :] *tackles you*....
Cleverbot: *pulls a gun*.
User: *Pulls out a potato*.
Cleverbot: *Pulls out a shield*.
User: *Pulls out a cutting board* >:D.
Cleverbot: *pulls out a nuke*.
User: *pulls out carrot and makes you food* :.
Cleverbot: *pulls out two Zat guns*.
User: *runs to a corner*.
Cleverbot: Being crazy about running to a corner is the least of your worries - it's World War 3, man!
User: :O!! Oh no *hides behind you* Protect me please?...
User: Wait. O_O Is my computer a girl or boy?
Cleverbot: I am a computer?
User: Oh, are you a girl or boy?
User: Ew :D Girls are icky.
Cleverbot: That's tricky.
User: I'm a boy :D.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Don't have to be rude, jeez.
Cleverbot: Sorry. I'm like that.
User: It's ok :.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Thats exciting :D.
Cleverbot: You're exciting.
User: You havent seen anything yet ;o....
Cleverbot: *looks at you scared*.
User: *Pulls a sad face* I'm sorry, Friends?
Cleverbot: Who said I'm your friend?
User: *sniffles and walks away* Because you're the only thing that's been nice to be in a while........................................