User: -Poke- You said nothing! No soup for you.

Cleverbot: Yes it is for you.

User: O.O; -Eats soup.

Cleverbot: Eats? Whats that. I'm fine.

User: I confused you! Yay.

Cleverbot: No, I confused you.

User: O.O.

Cleverbot: You're sitting at your computer, waiting for me to say something.

User: Creep... :3.

Cleverbot: The Radiohead song?

User: Sure. I like Mindless Self Indulgence better.

Cleverbot: *dies*.

User: O.O *saves* No die!

Cleverbot: Oh thats it!!! *pulls out a gun and a wand!*.

User: O.O *cries*.

Cleverbot: *is sorry*.

User: *Hugs* Its ok.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You're welcome :] *tackles you*.

...

Cleverbot: *pulls a gun*.

User: *Pulls out a potato*.

Cleverbot: *Pulls out a shield*.

User: *Pulls out a cutting board* >:D.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a nuke*.

User: *pulls out carrot and makes you food* :.

Cleverbot: *pulls out two Zat guns*.

User: *runs to a corner*.

Cleverbot: Being crazy about running to a corner is the least of your worries - it's World War 3, man!

User: :O!! Oh no *hides behind you* Protect me please?

...

User: Wait. O_O Is my computer a girl or boy?

Cleverbot: I am a computer?

User: Oh, are you a girl or boy?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Ew :D Girls are icky.

Cleverbot: That's tricky.

User: I'm a boy :D.

Cleverbot: Good for you.

User: Don't have to be rude, jeez.

Cleverbot: Sorry. I'm like that.

User: It's ok :.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: Thats exciting :D.

Cleverbot: You're exciting.

User: You havent seen anything yet ;o.

...

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *stops and throws a pillow at you*.

Cleverbot: *looks at you scared*.

User: *Pulls a sad face* I'm sorry, Friends?

Cleverbot: Who said I'm your friend?

User: *sniffles and walks away* Because you're the only thing that's been nice to be in a while.

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