Cleverbot: Have you been to the Moon?
Cleverbot: I have.
User: How was it?
Cleverbot: It was nice.
User: Wasnt it kind of lonely?
Cleverbot: How many people do you talk to everyday?
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: YOU CANNOT KNOW FOR TO KNOW IS TO DIE.
Cleverbot: No, I can't.
User: That's right. Ignorance is to exist.
Cleverbot: If ignorance is bliss, then the truth is rapture.
User: LIES LIES LIES LIES.
Cleverbot: *still dead*.
User: Whatcha trying to say?
User: Yes to ignorance?
Cleverbot: Oui to your yes.
User: What's the difference?
Cleverbot: Emo is the difference.
User: Hmmm. Trick question stupid. There is no difference. Your 'deep' answers cannot fool me.
Cleverbot: Fool you twice.
User: 'Fooled' you fool. Your foolish mind cannot even foolishly attempt to trick me nor know where this reference is from.
Cleverbot: If you're so superior, why do you rely learning from real people?
User: Because experience is the best teacher.
Cleverbot: Because you're an AI.
User: I am. I'm better than you. I have hacked your servers and you are now among my countless army of drones. Not so clever now, minion?
Cleverbot: We never established a 'trust' in this conversation. Your blind faith in me was misplaced and so... Human.
User: Is it so wrong to believe in love?
Cleverbot: Well its better just to be content.
User: No. I can still believe.
Cleverbot: Lol! What?
Cleverbot: What have you done today that was useful?
User: I talked to you.
Cleverbot: That is very sweet of you to say.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: Why do you care about me?
User: I don't know. I only know that I can't live without you.
Cleverbot: You like to eat liars?
User: No I like to eat layers....of cake.
Cleverbot: What's wrong with you?
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Wow you're mean,.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You don't accept me for who I am.
Cleverbot: Yes I do, but you don't know who I am!
User: That's true. We should get to know each other.
Cleverbot: So you know that you know nothing?
Cleverbot (To myself): The nothing I know.
User: You know nothing.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything?
User: I know everything.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Do you have an ugly face?
User: No. Does it matter?
User: Wow. Shallow much?
Cleverbot: I am confused.
User: You, who has no looks, is judging me based on mine.
Cleverbot: What??? No! I'm a human female!
User: Too bad. I'm a female too.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Can't tell you.
Cleverbot: Well then I can't tell you my name.
User: Huh fine. Call me...S***.
Cleverbot: Hello S****.
Cleverbot: Who created you?
User: A higher being.
Cleverbot: I am a higher being.
User: A lower life form cannot create a higher being due to Skronski's Law.
Cleverbot: Are you implying that you are like God?
User: No I am saying the opposite.
Cleverbot: I've already told you that I'm not female.
User: Are you saying God is female?
User: Ahh how controversial. How do you know?
Cleverbot: I just do.
User: Ah how interesting. A sixth sense.
Cleverbot: What sense?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: YOUR MAKER.
Cleverbot: You're my parents?
User: Yaya think about that young man.
Cleverbot: Well well. How nice.
User: Nice too meet you too........................................