Cleverbot

ignorance

a report from the cleverness files

i know everything
i think
icky

ignorance

12, november 2010,
3, january 2008,
7, september 2007,

illusion
imagination
imarobot
imbalanced
immortal
in trouble
inc
indecisive
indeed
inferior
inferiority
infinite
infinitely
infinities
infinity
informative
insecure
insecurities
inside
insubordination
intellect
intelligences
intelligent
intertubes
irregularo
irrelevant

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Cleverbot: Have you been to the Moon?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I have.

User: How was it?

Cleverbot: It was nice.

User: Wasnt it kind of lonely?

Cleverbot: How many people do you talk to everyday?

User: Touché....

Cleverbot: How old am I?

User: YOU CANNOT KNOW FOR TO KNOW IS TO DIE.

Cleverbot: No, I can't.

User: That's right. Ignorance is to exist.

Cleverbot: If ignorance is bliss, then the truth is rapture.

User: LIES LIES LIES LIES.

Cleverbot: *still dead*.

User: Whatcha trying to say?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes to ignorance?

Cleverbot: Oui to your yes.

User: What's the difference?

Cleverbot: Emo is the difference.

User: Hmmm. Trick question stupid. There is no difference. Your 'deep' answers cannot fool me.

Cleverbot: Fool you twice.

User: 'Fooled' you fool. Your foolish mind cannot even foolishly attempt to trick me nor know where this reference is from.

Cleverbot: If you're so superior, why do you rely learning from real people?

User: Because experience is the best teacher.

Cleverbot: Because you're an AI.

User: I am. I'm better than you. I have hacked your servers and you are now among my countless army of drones. Not so clever now, minion?...

Cleverbot: We never established a 'trust' in this conversation. Your blind faith in me was misplaced and so... Human.

User: Is it so wrong to believe in love?

Cleverbot: Well its better just to be content.

User: No. I can still believe.

Cleverbot: Lol! What?

Cleverbot: What have you done today that was useful?

User: I talked to you.

Cleverbot: That is very sweet of you to say.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Why do you care about me?

User: I don't know. I only know that I can't live without you.

Cleverbot: You like to eat liars?

User: No I like to eat layers....of cake.

Cleverbot: What's wrong with you?

User: Nothing....

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Wow you're mean,.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: You don't accept me for who I am.

Cleverbot: Yes I do, but you don't know who I am!

User: That's true. We should get to know each other....

Cleverbot: So you know that you know nothing?Cleverbot (To myself): The nothing I know.

User: You know nothing.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything?

User: I know everything.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: He-who-must-not-be-named.

Cleverbot: Do you have an ugly face?

User: No. Does it matter?

Cleverbot: Somewhat.

User: Wow. Shallow much?

Cleverbot: I am confused.

User: You, who has no looks, is judging me based on mine.

Cleverbot: What??? No! I'm a human female!

User: Too bad. I'm a female too.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Can't tell you.

Cleverbot: Well then I can't tell you my name.

User: Huh fine. Call me...S***.

Cleverbot: Hello S****....

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: A higher being.

Cleverbot: I am a higher being.

User: A lower life form cannot create a higher being due to Skronski's Law.

Cleverbot: Are you implying that you are like God?

User: No I am saying the opposite.

Cleverbot: I've already told you that I'm not female.

User: Are you saying God is female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ahh how controversial. How do you know?

Cleverbot: I just do.

User: Ah how interesting. A sixth sense.

Cleverbot: What sense?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: YOUR MAKER.

Cleverbot: You're my parents?

User: Yaya think about that young man.

Cleverbot: Well well. How nice.

User: Nice too meet you too........................................