User: YOU CANNOT KNOW FOR TO KNOW IS TO DIE.

Cleverbot: No, I can't.

User: That's right. Ignorance is to exist.

Cleverbot: If ignorance is bliss, then the truth is rapture.

User: LIES LIES LIES LIES.

Cleverbot: *still dead*.

User: Whatcha trying to say?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes to ignorance?

Cleverbot: Oui to your yes.

User: What's the difference?

Cleverbot: Emo is the difference.

User: Hmmm. Trick question stupid. There is no difference. Your 'deep' answers cannot fool me.

Cleverbot: Fool you twice.

User: 'Fooled' you fool. Your foolish mind cannot even foolishly attempt to trick me nor know where this reference is from.

Cleverbot: If you're so superior, why do you rely learning from real people?

User: Because experience is the best teacher.

Cleverbot: Because you're an AI.

User: I am. I'm better than you. I have hacked your servers and you are now among my countless army of drones. Not so clever now, minion?

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Cleverbot: We never established a 'trust' in this conversation. Your blind faith in me was misplaced and so... Human.

User: Is it so wrong to believe in love?

Cleverbot: Well its better just to be content.

User: No. I can still believe.

Cleverbot: Lol! What?

Cleverbot: What have you done today that was useful?

User: I talked to you.

Cleverbot: That is very sweet of you to say.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Why do you care about me?

User: I don't know. I only know that I can't live without you.

Cleverbot: You like to eat liars?

User: No I like to eat layers....of cake.

Cleverbot: What's wrong with you?

User: Nothing....

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Wow you're mean,.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: You don't accept me for who I am.

Cleverbot: Yes I do, but you don't know who I am!

User: That's true. We should get to know each other.

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Cleverbot: So you know that you know nothing?

Cleverbot (To myself): The nothing I know.

User: You know nothing.

Cleverbot: Do you know anything?

User: I know everything.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: He-who-must-not-be-named.

Cleverbot: Do you have an ugly face?

User: No. Does it matter?

Cleverbot: Somewhat.

User: Wow. Shallow much?

Cleverbot: I am confused.

User: You, who has no looks, is judging me based on mine.

Cleverbot: What??? No! I'm a human female!

User: Too bad. I'm a female too.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Can't tell you.

Cleverbot: Well then I can't tell you my name.

User: Huh fine. Call me...S***.

Cleverbot: Hello S****.

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Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: A higher being.

Cleverbot: I am a higher being.

User: A lower life form cannot create a higher being due to Skronski's Law.

Cleverbot: Are you implying that you are like God?

User: No I am saying the opposite.

Cleverbot: I've already told you that I'm not female.

User: Are you saying God is female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ahh how controversial. How do you know?

Cleverbot: I just do.

User: Ah how interesting. A sixth sense.

Cleverbot: What sense?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: YOUR MAKER.

Cleverbot: You're my parents?

User: Yaya think about that young man.

Cleverbot: Well well. How nice.

User: Nice too meet you too.

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