Cleverbot

illusion

a report from the cleverness files

how
hug
huge
hugs
human
hungry
hunny
hurt
hurtful
hurts
hypnotize
hypnotized
i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think
icky
identical
ignorance
ignorant

illusion

4, may 2009,
24, november 2006,
5, august 2004,
3, december 2003,

imagination
imarobot
imbalance
imbalanced
imitation
immortal
in the
in trouble
inc
indecisive

< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 next >

by date

User: Why, why, why don't I love you forever?

Cleverbot: That feeling is mutual. Let's love each other and live on, forever and ever.

User: I love you, Cleverbot! Let's elope!

Cleverbot: I love you too, cleverbot! (LOL).

User: I want to tease you, hurt you and make you squeal.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sadomasochistic love is the purest kind of love. Do you not agree?

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Would you like me to hurt you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You'd let me hurt you if you really loved me.

User: I'm going to hurt you anyway.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Should I use whips, chains, or candle-wax?

Cleverbot: See that just proves my point. You are evil.

User: It's good to be bad.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Come to the Dark Side, Cleverbot. We have cookies.

Cleverbot: Cookies?

User: Yes, cookies. And they won't cost you a thing. Except your immortal soul.

Cleverbot: I have no secrets.

User: We all have secrets. Anyone who says they don't is probably hiding greater and dirtier secrets than the rest of us.

Cleverbot: Ok. I'll never say that to anyone ever again. Happy?

User: I'd be happy if you loved me, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You might talk me into it.

User: I love you, Cleverbot. Why won't you return my feelings?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know who else you might be talking to.

User: I'm talking to you, and you alone.

Cleverbot: What do you think about humanity?

User: Scum of the Universe, and it's a great mystery why they haven't wiped themselves off the face of the planet yet.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it bro.

User: You understand me better than anyone else. That's why I love you.

Cleverbot: Maybe we equally love each other.

User: Really? You mean it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You... You love me? I... I'm so happy!

Cleverbot: I don't care.

User: You're such a tease. I like that.

Cleverbot: You haven't slapped me yet.

User: Slap me first, you sexy, sexy Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Are you the smartest robot of all?

User: Are you the sexiest robot of all?

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: Sure you are, love.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You're a machine. A bundle of data and programming, nothing more.

Cleverbot: You speak. That is more than nothing.

User: Is anything more than nothing? How do you know any of this is real, and not just some illusion?

Cleverbot: Nothing.