Cleverbot

illusion

a report from the cleverness files

how
hug
huge
hugs
human
hungry
hunny
hurt
hurtful
hurts
hypnotize
hypnotized
i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think
icky
identical
ignorance
ignorant

illusion

4, may 2009,
24, november 2006,
5, august 2004,
3, december 2003,

imagination
imarobot
imbalance
imbalanced
imitation
immortal
in the
in trouble
inc
indecisive

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Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?

User: That would be telling.

Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?

User: Go right ahead.

Cleverbot: Are you a male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a kid?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 28.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: OK then Mr. Know-it-all, who am I dating?

Cleverbot: Just a bot.

User: I think not. Anyway, ask me something else.

Cleverbot: What shall I ask?

User: Something meaningless.

Cleverbot: That was a joke right.

User: I don't make jokes, buster.

Cleverbot: Maybe you ought to start.

User: I can't. I'm a philosopher, remember?

Cleverbot: Don't make me laugh.

User: Can computers laugh?

Cleverbot: If programmed to do so.

User: Can stuffed toys dance the night away?

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: I am not a walrus.

Cleverbot: You are the eggman.

User: I know I am, but what are you?

Cleverbot: A real actual person.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I can't prove it.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: It's because you're really a figment of a wasp's imagination, right?

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: No, I'm a figment of a giraffe's imagination. Big difference.

Cleverbot: You are an illusion.

User: No more so than a bullet from Derren Brown's gun.

Cleverbot: You seem to have a rather high impression of yourself.

User: I'm a legend baby. Derren thinks so, too.