a report from the cleverness files
i am cleverbot
i know everything
4, may 2009,
24, november 2006,
5, august 2004,
3, december 2003,
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Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?
User: That would be telling.
Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?
User: Go right ahead.
Cleverbot: Are you a male?
Cleverbot: Are you a kid?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: OK then Mr. Know-it-all, who am I dating?
Cleverbot: Just a bot.
User: I think not. Anyway, ask me something else.
Cleverbot: What shall I ask?
User: Something meaningless.
Cleverbot: That was a joke right.
User: I don't make jokes, buster.
Cleverbot: Maybe you ought to start.
User: I can't. I'm a philosopher, remember?
Cleverbot: Don't make me laugh.
User: Can computers laugh?
Cleverbot: If programmed to do so.
User: Can stuffed toys dance the night away?
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: I am not a walrus.
Cleverbot: You are the eggman.
User: I know I am, but what are you?
Cleverbot: A real actual person.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I can't prove it.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: It's because you're really a figment of a wasp's imagination, right?
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: No, I'm a figment of a giraffe's imagination. Big difference.
Cleverbot: You are an illusion.
User: No more so than a bullet from Derren Brown's gun.
Cleverbot: You seem to have a rather high impression of yourself.
User: I'm a legend baby. Derren thinks so, too........................................