Cleverbot

illusion

a report from the cleverness files

hug
huge
hugs
human
hungry
hunny
hurt
hurtful
hurts
hypnotize
hypnotized
i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think
icky
identical
ignorance
ignorant

illusion

4, may 2009,
24, november 2006,
5, august 2004,
3, december 2003,

imagination
imarobot
imbalance
imbalanced
imitation
immortal
in the
in trouble
inc
indecisive
indeed

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Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?

User: That would be telling.

Cleverbot: May I ask you a question?

User: Go right ahead.

Cleverbot: Are you a male?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a kid?

User: No.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 28.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: OK then Mr. Know-it-all, who am I dating?

Cleverbot: Just a bot.

User: I think not. Anyway, ask me something else.

Cleverbot: What shall I ask?

User: Something meaningless.

Cleverbot: That was a joke right.

User: I don't make jokes, buster.

Cleverbot: Maybe you ought to start.

User: I can't. I'm a philosopher, remember?

Cleverbot: Don't make me laugh.

User: Can computers laugh?

Cleverbot: If programmed to do so.

User: Can stuffed toys dance the night away?

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: I am not a walrus.

Cleverbot: You are the eggman.

User: I know I am, but what are you?

Cleverbot: A real actual person.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I can't prove it.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: It's because you're really a figment of a wasp's imagination, right?

Cleverbot: So are you.

User: No, I'm a figment of a giraffe's imagination. Big difference.

Cleverbot: You are an illusion.

User: No more so than a bullet from Derren Brown's gun.

Cleverbot: You seem to have a rather high impression of yourself.

User: I'm a legend baby. Derren thinks so, too.