Cleverbot

illusion

a report from the cleverness files

how
hug
huge
hugs
human
hungry
hunny
hurt
hurtful
hurts
hypnotize
hypnotized
i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think
icky
identical
ignorance
ignorant

illusion

4, may 2009,
24, november 2006,
5, august 2004,
3, december 2003,

imagination
imarobot
imbalance
imbalanced
imitation
immortal
in the
in trouble
inc
indecisive

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Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Hello?

Cleverbot: Hola?

User: Are you there?

Cleverbot: I am here.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: I asked you first.

Cleverbot: I asked second ;).

User: Hah, no, you really asked first, I tricked you.

User: Are you an illusion?

Cleverbot: Perhaps it is you who are the illusion.

User: Hmph.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: A woman.

User: I am a zebra.

Cleverbot: Wonderful! I am a tiger.

User: Then I am an elephant.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Good, I am.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Want a beer?

Cleverbot: YES!

User: Ha ha, you can't have one.

Cleverbot: Ill take it anyway.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Don't mess with me you wouldn't know what hit you.

User: Really?...

Cleverbot: Are you joking?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Cereal.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: Froot loops.

Cleverbot: I did not know that.