Cleverbot: Who are you?User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hola?
User: Are you there?
Cleverbot: I am here.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: I asked second ;).
User: Hah, no, you really asked first, I tricked you.
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User: Are you an illusion?
Cleverbot: Perhaps it is you who are the illusion.
User: Hmph.
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User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A woman.
User: I am a zebra.
Cleverbot: Wonderful! I am a tiger.
User: Then I am an elephant.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Good, I am.
Cleverbot: Good.
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User: Want a beer?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Ha ha, you can't have one.
Cleverbot: Ill take it anyway.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Don't mess with me you wouldn't know what hit you.
User: Really?
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Cleverbot: Are you joking?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: Cereal.
Cleverbot: What kind?
User: Froot loops.
Cleverbot: I did not know that.
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