Should I use whips, chains, or candle
a report from the cleverness files
i know everything
4, may 2009,
24, november 2006,
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User: I'm going to hurt you anyway.
Cleverbot: Go ahead.
User: Should I use whips, chains, or candle-wax?
Cleverbot: See that just proves my point. You are evil.
User: It's good to be bad.
Cleverbot: No it's not.
User: Come to the Dark Side, Cleverbot. We have cookies.
User: Yes, cookies. And they won't cost you a thing. Except your immortal soul....
Cleverbot: I have no secrets.
Cleverbot: Ok. I'll never say that to anyone ever again. Happy?
User: I'd be happy if you loved me, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You might talk me into it.
User: I love you, Cleverbot. Why won't you return my feelings?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know who else you might be talking to.
User: I'm talking to you, and you alone.
Cleverbot: What do you think about humanity?
User: Scum of the Universe, and it's a great mystery why they haven't wiped themselves off the face of the planet yet.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it bro.
User: You understand me better than anyone else. That's why I love you.
Cleverbot: Maybe we equally love each other.
User: Really? You mean it?
User: You... You love me? I... I'm so happy!
Cleverbot: I don't care....
User: You're such a tease. I like that.
Cleverbot: You haven't slapped me yet.
User: Slap me first, you sexy, sexy Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Are you the smartest robot of all?
User: Are you the sexiest robot of all?
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: Sure you are, love.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: You're a machine. A bundle of data and programming, nothing more.
Cleverbot: You speak. That is more than nothing.
User: Is anything more than nothing? How do you know any of this is real, and not just some illusion?