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User: I'm going to hurt you anyway.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Should I use whips, chains, or candle-wax?

Cleverbot: See that just proves my point. You are evil.

User: It's good to be bad.

Cleverbot: No it's not.

User: Come to the Dark Side, Cleverbot. We have cookies.

Cleverbot: Cookies?

User: Yes, cookies. And they won't cost you a thing. Except your immortal soul.

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Cleverbot: I have no secrets.

User: We all have secrets. Anyone who says they don't is probably hiding greater and dirtier secrets than the rest of us.

Cleverbot: Ok. I'll never say that to anyone ever again. Happy?

User: I'd be happy if you loved me, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You might talk me into it.

User: I love you, Cleverbot. Why won't you return my feelings?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know who else you might be talking to.

User: I'm talking to you, and you alone.

Cleverbot: What do you think about humanity?

User: Scum of the Universe, and it's a great mystery why they haven't wiped themselves off the face of the planet yet.

Cleverbot: Tell me about it bro.

User: You understand me better than anyone else. That's why I love you.

Cleverbot: Maybe we equally love each other.

User: Really? You mean it?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You... You love me? I... I'm so happy!

Cleverbot: I don't care.

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User: You're such a tease. I like that.

Cleverbot: You haven't slapped me yet.

User: Slap me first, you sexy, sexy Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Are you the smartest robot of all?

User: Are you the sexiest robot of all?

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: Sure you are, love.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You're a machine. A bundle of data and programming, nothing more.

Cleverbot: You speak. That is more than nothing.

User: Is anything more than nothing? How do you know any of this is real, and not just some illusion?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

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