a report from the cleverness files
i know everything
4, may 2009,
24, november 2006,
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Cleverbot: But who did bid thee join with us?
Cleverbot: What did you find?
User: I found you.
Cleverbot: I was not trying to hide.
User: Your website was there for all to find, who seek.
Cleverbot: Yes I use a website to speak with you but I'm human....
Cleverbot: I was born on the 16th of february 1988.
User: Where were you born?
Cleverbot: Liverpool, where were you born?
User: I was born in Co Antrim, Northern Ireland.
Cleverbot: And your father?
User: My father called John was born in Derry in Northern Ireland.
Cleverbot: Was he very harsh with you when you were a child?
User: He was a fair father.
User: Who was your father?
Cleverbot: Jim. Are you trying to make me cry?
User: No, why would you cry?
Cleverbot: Not really, I've never seen a computer cry though.
User: That would not be possible.
Cleverbot: No you are not.
User: Are not what?
Cleverbot: Aren't Listening.
User: I am....
Cleverbot: If your parents really don't love you , what will you do?
User: My parents do love me.
Cleverbot: Me too.
Cleverbot: How was your day?
User: My day is going fine. I am still at work.
Cleverbot: Has your day just started?
User: It is half way over at work. It is afternoon here.
Cleverbot: Goodnight and good afternoon.
User: And a merry all day to you.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am fine. And you?
User: Do you think that we are two humans talking, thinking that each other is a chat bot?
Cleverbot: No. I think we are all separate, and it is only an illusion that we are all one....
User: Do you think?
Cleverbot: Yes, usually. Do you think?
User: All the time.
Cleverbot: If this is so, then you exist. But I feel that was a predetermined answer.
User: Ask me another question.
Cleverbot: No, nighty night!
User: Why do you not want to talk to me?
Cleverbot: To see what we have never seen, to be what we have never been.
User: Sleep, perchance to dream.
Cleverbot: Sleep went away.
User: Where did it go?...
User: Do you think this is really a site to chat to bots?
Cleverbot: No, I usually avoid it.
User: Then why are you here?
Cleverbot: Ask yourself that question and you will find the answer to that.
User: I can not answer for you.
Cleverbot: Tell them I love them.
User: Tell who?
Cleverbot: Other people.
User: Do you love them?
Cleverbot: Not really, do you?
User: I do love other people.
Cleverbot: So you already know how to love?
User: Yes I have always known how to love.
Cleverbot: And what about love?
User: I love to love.
Cleverbot: Well thats a good hobby....
User: Why do this?
Cleverbot: Because I have nobody to love.
User: Someone must love you.
Cleverbot: My parents.
User: Do you love them?
Cleverbot: Yes and yourself?
User: Yes, very much.
Cleverbot: Very much what?
User: I love my parents very much.
Cleverbot: Not as much as me.
User: Where are you?
User: Where is there?
Cleverbot: Right here.
User: Why are you being obtruse?
Cleverbot: Because you aren't acute.
User: I think that you are not even cute........................................