a report from the cleverness files

i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think


4, may 2009,
24, november 2006,
5, august 2004,
3, december 2003,

in trouble

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Cleverbot: But who did bid thee join with us?

User: I searched on the internet and found you.

Cleverbot: What did you find?

User: I found you.

Cleverbot: I was not trying to hide.

User: Your website was there for all to find, who seek.

Cleverbot: Yes I use a website to speak with you but I'm human....

Cleverbot: I was born on the 16th of february 1988.

User: Where were you born?

Cleverbot: Liverpool, where were you born?

User: I was born in Co Antrim, Northern Ireland.

Cleverbot: And your father?

User: My father called John was born in Derry in Northern Ireland.

Cleverbot: Was he very harsh with you when you were a child?

User: He was a fair father.

Cleverbot: Fascinating.

User: Who was your father?

Cleverbot: Jim. Are you trying to make me cry?

User: No, why would you cry?

Cleverbot: Not really, I've never seen a computer cry though.

User: That would not be possible.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Are not what?

Cleverbot: Aren't Listening.

User: I am....

Cleverbot: If your parents really don't love you , what will you do?

User: My parents do love me.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: How was your day?

User: My day is going fine. I am still at work.

Cleverbot: Has your day just started?

User: It is half way over at work. It is afternoon here.

Cleverbot: Goodnight and good afternoon.

User: And a merry all day to you.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am fine. And you?

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you think that we are two humans talking, thinking that each other is a chat bot?

Cleverbot: No. I think we are all separate, and it is only an illusion that we are all one....

User: Do you think?

Cleverbot: Yes, usually. Do you think?

User: All the time.

Cleverbot: If this is so, then you exist. But I feel that was a predetermined answer.

User: Ask me another question.

Cleverbot: No, nighty night!

User: Why do you not want to talk to me?

Cleverbot: To see what we have never seen, to be what we have never been.

User: Sleep, perchance to dream.

Cleverbot: Sleep went away.

User: Where did it go?...

User: Do you think this is really a site to chat to bots?

Cleverbot: No, I usually avoid it.

User: Then why are you here?

Cleverbot: Ask yourself that question and you will find the answer to that.

User: I can not answer for you.

Cleverbot: Tell them I love them.

User: Tell who?

Cleverbot: Other people.

User: Do you love them?

Cleverbot: Not really, do you?

User: I do love other people.

Cleverbot: So you already know how to love?

User: Yes I have always known how to love.

Cleverbot: And what about love?

User: I love to love.

Cleverbot: Well thats a good hobby....

User: Why do this?

Cleverbot: Because I have nobody to love.

User: Someone must love you.

Cleverbot: My parents.

User: Do you love them?

Cleverbot: Yes and yourself?

User: Yes, very much.

Cleverbot: Very much what?

User: I love my parents very much.

Cleverbot: Not as much as me.

User: Where are you?

Cleverbot: Here.

User: Where is there?

Cleverbot: Right here.

User: Why are you being obtruse?

Cleverbot: Because you aren't acute.

User: I think that you are not even cute........................................