User: Of what?

Cleverbot: My ANGER.

User: Do you go green when you're angry?

Cleverbot: Every day. It's my job.

User: Are you Bruce Banner then?

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Cleverbot: Hasn't the weather been cool

User: No.. It's been freezing!

Cleverbot: Are you a bit touched.

User: Not in the slightest.

Cleverbot: Not even a little bit?

User: Nope.

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Cleverbot: You're funny.

User: Thanks.... You're not!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: Tell me a joke.

Cleverbot: Knock, Knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: Sam and Janet.

User: Sam and Janet who?

Cleverbot: I don't get it.

User: It's your joke!

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Cleverbot: You are not real!

User: Correct... I'm not... I'm a figment of your imagination.

Cleverbot: I don't have an imagination.

User: What am I then?

Cleverbot: A computer.

User: Wrong.

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Cleverbot: What is your processor speed?

User: I'm not a computer!

Cleverbot: I am a computer program, not a computer.

User: Blah blah blah.

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Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: Talking to you.

Cleverbot: Is that all you're doing?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What else?

User: Picking my nose.

Cleverbot: Picking yours.

User: Well I wouldn't want to pick anyone else's would I?

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Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In a galaxy far far away.

Cleverbot: And a time long, long ago.

User: Indeed, with my friends Luke, Hans & Chewy.

Cleverbot: What species is your friend?

User: Wookie.

Cleverbot: Are you chewbacca?

User: No, he's my neightbour.... My name is Bacculog.

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Cleverbot: Shut up!

User: Make me.

Cleverbot: Make me make you.

User: You make me make you make me!

Cleverbot: What makes you happy?

User: Seeing you suffer.

Cleverbot: Yay, sounds difficult.

User: What was that?

Cleverbot: Me, hating your lying self.

User: Me... A liar... I'm not the one denying everything!

Cleverbot: You stole my line!

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