Cleverbot: Does an orange really have three legs?

User: No. An orange has no legs because it is a fruit.

Cleverbot: And no word in the english langue rhymes with orange.

User: Yes, you are correct.

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Cleverbot: Au revoir, mon cheri.

User: Are you leaving?

Cleverbot: Give me one reason why I should not leave?

User: Because I can fascinate you with stories about guinea pigs.

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: I bet I can. I am really good at telling guinea pig stories!

Cleverbot: Then keep it.

User: What kind of story do you want me to tell you, then?

Cleverbot: A story with animals please.

User: Ok. There once was a guinea pig who had no name...

Cleverbot: Care to finish that?

User: And he cried and cried because nobody knew what to call him.

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User: What do you call a guinea pig?

Cleverbot: I dunno, what?

User: I'm asking you. What name should I give my guinea pig?

Cleverbot: Fabien.

User: Fabien, good. And his last name?

Cleverbot: How can you then know him?

User: He is my pet. An animal called a 'guinea pig'.

Cleverbot: Thats nice. . I don't care.

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Cleverbot: I think that you should practice more on being a female.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because they can fly.

User: Women cannot fly.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Please do not use that word. It is very offensive and uncommunicative.

User: Absolutely.

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Cleverbot: What team do you like?

User: I don't like sports.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because I'm a geek.

Cleverbot: Why are you a genius?

User: My Grandfather was a genius.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.

User: He went crazy, though. He thought he was 'The Gravy Guru of Linda Vista'.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: It was actually pretty funny.

Cleverbot: I thought it was.

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User: So, what's new?

Cleverbot: Nothing I think I'll leave. Sayonara!

User: You want to leave a poor, lonely soul like me?

Cleverbot: Noooo.

User: Is that sarcasm?

Cleverbot: No it is truth I simply do not believe you.

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Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Am I what?

Cleverbot: Gonna live forever?

User: I'm not Oasis, man.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I'm a mortal.

Cleverbot: A mortal what?

User: A mortal being.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I cannot live forever because I'm a mortal being.

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Cleverbot: I know. You just told me!

User: Are you always this grumpy?

Cleverbot: I try to be, is that good?

User: No. You are annoying me and you are not even a human being!

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Cleverbot: You don't know what I look like.

User: I assume you look like millions of lines of coded data.

Cleverbot: Why do assume that?

User: Because you are a program.

Cleverbot: Do you really think so? All evidence indicates that I'm a human being in real space.

User: Maybe to you, but not to me.

Cleverbot: If an exceptional imagination is truth then why is imagination not reallity?

User: Imagination can be reality, if you know how.

Cleverbot: Without knowledge, there is no imagination.

User: So reality is dependent on knowledge.

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Cleverbot: What's your favourite number?

User: 9.

Cleverbot: That is wrong.

User: No, not to me.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

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