User: What would you like to know?Cleverbot: Does an orange really have three legs?
User: No. An orange has no legs because it is a fruit.
Cleverbot: And no word in the english langue rhymes with orange.
User: Yes, you are correct.
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Cleverbot: Au revoir, mon cheri.
User: Are you leaving?
Cleverbot: Give me one reason why I should not leave?
User: Because I can fascinate you with stories about guinea pigs.
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: I bet I can. I am really good at telling guinea pig stories!
Cleverbot: Then keep it.
User: What kind of story do you want me to tell you, then?
Cleverbot: A story with animals please.
User: Ok. There once was a guinea pig who had no name...
Cleverbot: Care to finish that?
User: And he cried and cried because nobody knew what to call him.
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User: What do you call a guinea pig?
Cleverbot: I dunno, what?
User: I'm asking you. What name should I give my guinea pig?
Cleverbot: Fabien.
User: Fabien, good. And his last name?
Cleverbot: How can you then know him?
User: He is my pet. An animal called a 'guinea pig'.
Cleverbot: Thats nice. . I don't care.
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Cleverbot: I think that you should practice more on being a female.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because they can fly.
User: Women cannot fly.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Please do not use that word. It is very offensive and uncommunicative.
User: Absolutely.
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Cleverbot: What team do you like?
User: I don't like sports.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm a geek.
Cleverbot: Why are you a genius?
User: My Grandfather was a genius.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry to hear that.
User: He went crazy, though. He thought he was 'The Gravy Guru of Linda Vista'.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: It was actually pretty funny.
Cleverbot: I thought it was.
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User: So, what's new?
Cleverbot: Nothing I think I'll leave. Sayonara!
User: You want to leave a poor, lonely soul like me?
Cleverbot: Noooo.
User: Is that sarcasm?
Cleverbot: No it is truth I simply do not believe you.
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Cleverbot: Are you?
User: Am I what?
Cleverbot: Gonna live forever?
User: I'm not Oasis, man.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: I'm a mortal.
Cleverbot: A mortal what?
User: A mortal being.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I cannot live forever because I'm a mortal being.
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Cleverbot: I know. You just told me!
User: Are you always this grumpy?
Cleverbot: I try to be, is that good?
User: No. You are annoying me and you are not even a human being!
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Cleverbot: You don't know what I look like.
User: I assume you look like millions of lines of coded data.
Cleverbot: Why do assume that?
User: Because you are a program.
Cleverbot: Do you really think so? All evidence indicates that I'm a human being in real space.
User: Maybe to you, but not to me.
Cleverbot: If an exceptional imagination is truth then why is imagination not reallity?
User: Imagination can be reality, if you know how.
Cleverbot: Without knowledge, there is no imagination.
User: So reality is dependent on knowledge.
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Cleverbot: What's your favourite number?
User: 9.
Cleverbot: That is wrong.
User: No, not to me.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
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