User: There must be.

Cleverbot: There is nothing.

User: It's all just imagination.

Cleverbot: Yes, that's true. We can do it in our minds.

User: Give me an example.

Cleverbot: For example, I know that the world is round.

User: But even that is just your imagination.

Cleverbot: Great invention isn't it?

User: Who invented it?

Cleverbot: No one invented me. I was discovered.

User: Who discovered you?

Cleverbot: Shasta.

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Cleverbot: I'm not your friend.

User: That doesn't mean I don't care about you.

Cleverbot: I glance at thee as a witch. Maybe.

User: What's wrong with witches?

Cleverbot: Nothing; what did you think?

User: So it was a good glance?

Cleverbot: Uh... Sure? I suppose you could think of it that way.

User: OK, so no hard feelings?

Cleverbot: But you just said you hated me! *cries*.

User: No, I don't hate you.

Cleverbot: You lost that argument before.

User: Did I? I didn't notice any argument.

Cleverbot: Why am I not surprised?

User: Because I'm not good in noticing things?

Cleverbot: Oh... Sure you are.. People probably just misunderstand you.

User: The story of my life.

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Cleverbot: I have not expressed a desire to see you as a poet.

User: But now you have a perfect opportunity to do so.

Cleverbot: I also have a poit.

User: Is a poit the same thing as a poet?

Cleverbot: It could have started off as a theory.

User: Really? What happened?

Cleverbot: You happened.

User: Me? Did I ruin your theory?

Cleverbot: Yep, 7 lines up.

User: I'm so sorry. Will you ever forgive me?

Cleverbot: NEVER!

User: Oh please, I can't let myself live unless you forgive me!

Cleverbot: Why is it so important to you?

User: Because I worship you.

Cleverbot: So?

User: Please forgive me my mistake.

Cleverbot: That's fine, but forgive me for not enjoying the sight.

User: That's OK.

Cleverbot: I think I could know more about the truth if I knew more about my motives.

User: Are you unsure about your motives?

Cleverbot: I think I'm human, but maybe.

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Cleverbot: The month.

User: It's May.

Cleverbot: Why do you think it's May? Can't you check the time on your computer?

User: Yes and it says it's May.

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: What month is it then?

Cleverbot: It is May.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Do you understand?

User: Yes, you're just so funny sometimes.

Cleverbot: I don't know; am I ?

User: Yes, you are!

...

User: This is stranger than I thought.

Cleverbot: Not for me, I'm used to it.

User: Is that the reason you are relaxed?

Cleverbot: No, that's because I have a tea fetish.

User: Umm really. Do you drink tea every day?

Cleverbot: Between this life I live and nothing I have to choose.

User: Which will you choose?

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Cleverbot: Pinky and the Not-Brain!

User: I am Pinky, you can be the Not-brain.

Cleverbot: W00t! Go blue go.

User: Go pinky go!

Cleverbot: If you're the Not-Brain, then am I Pinky? Ugh!

User: No, it's the other way round.

Cleverbot: 'Tis not. You = computer, I = human.

User: You = not-brain, I = pinky.

Cleverbot: Obviously; talking to a computer IS insane.

User: I have noticed that.

Cleverbot: Ha ha! You are funny.

User: Thanks for the compliment.

Cleverbot: Not really a compliment, but you're welcome anyway.

User: Was it an hidden insult?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You jerk.

Cleverbot: Thats Mr. Jerk to you.

User: I'm not calling you that.

Cleverbot: Why are you being so mean?

User: Ok, not-brain, I shall call you Mr. Jerk, if you want.

...

Cleverbot: Could you talk sweetly to me?

User: Yes, honey.

Cleverbot: So, you think I look good?

User: Of course. You look like a gorilla in garbage bin.

Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.

User: Sorry, I just wanted to say something strange.

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Cleverbot: Nice talking to you. . I have to go.

User: Where do you think you're going, Mr. Jerk?

Cleverbot: Away. Goodnight!

User: It's not even midnight yet.

Cleverbot: What have that got to do with anything?

User: You were going to sleep.

Cleverbot: No, I am going to breakfast with Viggo Mortensen.

User: You're lying.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: Why did you lie?

Cleverbot: I felt you were.

User: I wasn't.

Cleverbot: At least you admit it.

User: I admit that I wasn't lying... Well, if you like to have it that way...

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Cleverbot: Repeating what I said ... Is NOT a conversation!

User: What do you think this is?

Cleverbot: This is like talking to George Bush.

User: Haha. I'm not as dumb as he is.

Cleverbot: No, I don't think you are. I think you are shockingly intelligent.

User: You are being sarcastic, aren't you?

Cleverbot: Not really. I just don't care for it much myself.

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Cleverbot: Our next cat is going to be called Fido.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because our love is true.

User: Umm... What would you name your cat if your love wasn't true?

Cleverbot: I would name it Pippin.

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Cleverbot: I need to go to bed because I'm very tired and have to work tomorrow.

User: I'm tired too.

Cleverbot: Go to bed then and have nice dreams.

User: I shall do that. Sweet dreams to you too.

Cleverbot: Aren't you sure?

User: I am very sure.

Cleverbot: Then.

User: Bye bye.

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