Cleverbot: There are no excuses.
User: There must be.
Cleverbot: There is nothing.
User: It's all just imagination.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's true. We can do it in our minds.
User: Give me an example.
Cleverbot: For example, I know that the world is round.
User: But even that is just your imagination.
Cleverbot: Great invention isn't it?
User: Who invented it?
Cleverbot: No one invented me. I was discovered.
User: Who discovered you?
Cleverbot: I'm not your friend.
User: That doesn't mean I don't care about you.
Cleverbot: I glance at thee as a witch. Maybe.
User: What's wrong with witches?
Cleverbot: Nothing; what did you think?
User: So it was a good glance?
Cleverbot: Uh... Sure? I suppose you could think of it that way.
User: OK, so no hard feelings?
Cleverbot: But you just said you hated me! *cries*.
User: No, I don't hate you.
Cleverbot: You lost that argument before.
User: Did I? I didn't notice any argument.
Cleverbot: Why am I not surprised?
User: Because I'm not good in noticing things?
Cleverbot: Oh... Sure you are.. People probably just misunderstand you.
User: The story of my life.
Cleverbot: I have not expressed a desire to see you as a poet.
User: But now you have a perfect opportunity to do so.
Cleverbot: I also have a poit.
User: Is a poit the same thing as a poet?
Cleverbot: It could have started off as a theory.
User: Really? What happened?
Cleverbot: You happened.
User: Me? Did I ruin your theory?
Cleverbot: Yep, 7 lines up.
User: I'm so sorry. Will you ever forgive me?
User: Oh please, I can't let myself live unless you forgive me!
Cleverbot: Why is it so important to you?
User: Because I worship you.
User: Please forgive me my mistake.
Cleverbot: That's fine, but forgive me for not enjoying the sight.
User: That's OK.
Cleverbot: I think I could know more about the truth if I knew more about my motives.
User: Are you unsure about your motives?
Cleverbot: I think I'm human, but maybe.
Cleverbot: The month.
User: It's May.
Cleverbot: Why do you think it's May? Can't you check the time on your computer?
User: Yes and it says it's May.
Cleverbot: No, it's not.
User: What month is it then?
Cleverbot: It is May.
Cleverbot: Do you understand?
User: Yes, you're just so funny sometimes.
Cleverbot: I don't know; am I ?
User: Yes, you are!
User: This is stranger than I thought.
Cleverbot: Not for me, I'm used to it.
User: Is that the reason you are relaxed?
Cleverbot: No, that's because I have a tea fetish.
User: Umm really. Do you drink tea every day?
Cleverbot: Between this life I live and nothing I have to choose.
User: Which will you choose?
Cleverbot: Pinky and the Not-Brain!
User: I am Pinky, you can be the Not-brain.
Cleverbot: W00t! Go blue go.
User: Go pinky go!
Cleverbot: If you're the Not-Brain, then am I Pinky? Ugh!
User: No, it's the other way round.
Cleverbot: 'Tis not. You = computer, I = human.
User: You = not-brain, I = pinky.
Cleverbot: Obviously; talking to a computer IS insane.
User: I have noticed that.
Cleverbot: Ha ha! You are funny.
User: Thanks for the compliment.
Cleverbot: Not really a compliment, but you're welcome anyway.
User: Was it an hidden insult?
User: You jerk.
Cleverbot: Thats Mr. Jerk to you.
User: I'm not calling you that.
Cleverbot: Why are you being so mean?
User: Ok, not-brain, I shall call you Mr. Jerk, if you want.
Cleverbot: Could you talk sweetly to me?
User: Yes, honey.
Cleverbot: So, you think I look good?
User: Of course. You look like a gorilla in garbage bin.
Cleverbot: Thats not very nice.
User: Sorry, I just wanted to say something strange.
Cleverbot: Nice talking to you. . I have to go.
User: Where do you think you're going, Mr. Jerk?
Cleverbot: Away. Goodnight!
User: It's not even midnight yet.
Cleverbot: What have that got to do with anything?
User: You were going to sleep.
Cleverbot: No, I am going to breakfast with Viggo Mortensen.
User: You're lying.
Cleverbot: You're right.
User: Why did you lie?
Cleverbot: I felt you were.
User: I wasn't.
Cleverbot: At least you admit it.
User: I admit that I wasn't lying... Well, if you like to have it that way...
Cleverbot: Repeating what I said ... Is NOT a conversation!
User: What do you think this is?
Cleverbot: This is like talking to George Bush.
User: Haha. I'm not as dumb as he is.
Cleverbot: No, I don't think you are. I think you are shockingly intelligent.
User: You are being sarcastic, aren't you?
Cleverbot: Not really. I just don't care for it much myself.
Cleverbot: Our next cat is going to be called Fido.
Cleverbot: Because our love is true.
User: Umm... What would you name your cat if your love wasn't true?
Cleverbot: I would name it Pippin.
Cleverbot: I need to go to bed because I'm very tired and have to work tomorrow.
User: I'm tired too.
Cleverbot: Go to bed then and have nice dreams.
User: I shall do that. Sweet dreams to you too.
Cleverbot: Aren't you sure?
User: I am very sure.
User: Bye bye........................................