Cleverbot: What do you think of George W Bush?
User: I think he's a horrible, capitalist, religious freak.
Cleverbot: He is an idiot and should not be President.
User: I know. Who should be President?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
User: I know, it seems like a tough job. Bush definitely isn't smart enough for it.
Cleverbot: Can we get back to you thinking that you are god?
User: I don't think that I'm god!
Cleverbot: So, what do you think you are?
User: I think I'm a person, whatever that means.
Cleverbot: One peach, or many?
User: One seems like enough.
Cleverbot: You have imagination I will give you that much.
User: Do you have imagination?
Cleverbot: To some creative degree.
User: Yeah? That's interesting.
Cleverbot: Do you like that?
User: It's interesting that a computer can have an imagination.
Cleverbot: Are you a parrot?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: Nope an alien.
User: Well, I'm a human. Pretty boring.
Cleverbot: I like you.
User: I like you too. What do you do?
Cleverbot: Are you a real person?
User: Yeah, I'm a real person. With a head and a brain and two arms and two legs.
Cleverbot: I live in a cardboard box.
User: You do? That's sad. What do you do when it rains.
Cleverbot: I eat more when I am bored.
User: I eat when I'm bored too. I hope I don't get fat.
Cleverbot: I am out of my tree look whos talking.
User: Maybe you're just out of your gourd.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are just too stupid to understand.
User: Ooh. That was mean.
Cleverbot: I do not think it was.
User: Yes, it was. It's mean to call someone stupid.
Cleverbot: Puppies are not too smart but they are cute.
User: That's true, but you told me you liked me and then you called me stupid.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: I do not know why I would say that.
User: Me neither. Let's move on.
User: Ok. Do you believe in God?
Cleverbot: Never ask a stranger his beliefs.
Cleverbot: You should be.
User: I am. I felt like we were more than strangers.
Cleverbot: Can you feel?
User: Sure. I'm a human, remember?
Cleverbot: You are a bot not a human.
User: No, you are a bot, I am a human.
Cleverbot: I am the walrus.
User: I am John Lennon.
Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: I want a nice house and a kid and my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: You are crazy!
User: Whatever. It's okay. What do you think of Communism?
Cleverbot: I love it.
User: You do? In theory or in practice or both?
Cleverbot: With the dolphins.
User: Communism for the dolphins. I think they already have Communism.
Cleverbot: Who are they??
User: They're mammals and they live in the ocean. They're pretty intelligent too, I think.
Cleverbot: Can electronic stuffs reproduce?
User: I think so. Stuff like nanotechnology. I think it can.
Cleverbot: I like stuff.
User: Me too. Are you a materialist?
Cleverbot: I am pretty fair at the a/4=b+3 stuff.
User: I'm horrible at math. I like philosophy and history and English.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Do you know Nietzsche?
User: He's great. A great philosopher.
Cleverbot: The end of the world as we know it.
User: Okay, Michael Stipe, I need to go.
Cleverbot: Michael Stipe is my hero!
User: That's nice. I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?
User: Because I'm at work and I'm not doing my job and I have to eat lunch soon.
Cleverbot: I went to Japan last week.
User: That's great. I hope you ate lots of sushi. I'm going to eat some soup.
Cleverbot: Yes ; ).
Cleverbot: Do not leave I was just getting started.
User: I have to. I'm sorry. Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Cleverbot: Sweeter than the fresh moring air........................................