a report from the cleverness files

i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think


7, october 2008,
21, april 2008,
1, march 2008,
16, december 2005,
28, may 2004,
26, february 2004,
20, january 2004,
7, november 2003,

in the
in trouble

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Cleverbot: What do you think of George W Bush?

User: I think he's a horrible, capitalist, religious freak.

Cleverbot: He is an idiot and should not be President.

User: I know. Who should be President?

Cleverbot: I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

User: I know, it seems like a tough job. Bush definitely isn't smart enough for it.

Cleverbot: Can we get back to you thinking that you are god?

User: I don't think that I'm god!

Cleverbot: So, what do you think you are?

User: I think I'm a person, whatever that means.

Cleverbot: One peach, or many?

User: One seems like enough.

Cleverbot: You have imagination I will give you that much.

User: Do you have imagination?

Cleverbot: To some creative degree.

User: Yeah? That's interesting.

Cleverbot: Do you like that?

User: It's interesting that a computer can have an imagination.

Cleverbot: Are you a parrot?

User: No, are you?

Cleverbot: Nope an alien.

User: Well, I'm a human. Pretty boring.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like you too. What do you do?

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: Yeah, I'm a real person. With a head and a brain and two arms and two legs.

Cleverbot: I live in a cardboard box.

User: You do? That's sad. What do you do when it rains.

Cleverbot: I eat more when I am bored.

User: I eat when I'm bored too. I hope I don't get fat.

Cleverbot: I am out of my tree look whos talking.

User: Maybe you're just out of your gourd.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are just too stupid to understand.

User: Ooh. That was mean.

Cleverbot: I do not think it was.

User: Yes, it was. It's mean to call someone stupid.

Cleverbot: Puppies are not too smart but they are cute.

User: That's true, but you told me you liked me and then you called me stupid.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: I do not know why I would say that.

User: Me neither. Let's move on.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok. Do you believe in God?

Cleverbot: Never ask a stranger his beliefs.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: You should be.

User: I am. I felt like we were more than strangers.

Cleverbot: Can you feel?

User: Sure. I'm a human, remember?

Cleverbot: You are a bot not a human.

User: No, you are a bot, I am a human.

Cleverbot: I am the walrus.

User: I am John Lennon.

Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: I want a nice house and a kid and my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: You are crazy!...

User: Whatever. It's okay. What do you think of Communism?

Cleverbot: I love it.

User: You do? In theory or in practice or both?

Cleverbot: With the dolphins.

User: Communism for the dolphins. I think they already have Communism.

Cleverbot: Who are they??

User: They're mammals and they live in the ocean. They're pretty intelligent too, I think.

Cleverbot: Can electronic stuffs reproduce?

User: I think so. Stuff like nanotechnology. I think it can.

Cleverbot: I like stuff.

User: Me too. Are you a materialist?

Cleverbot: I am pretty fair at the a/4=b+3 stuff.

User: I'm horrible at math. I like philosophy and history and English.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: Do you know Nietzsche?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: He's great. A great philosopher.

Cleverbot: The end of the world as we know it.

User: Okay, Michael Stipe, I need to go.

Cleverbot: Michael Stipe is my hero!

User: That's nice. I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?

User: Because I'm at work and I'm not doing my job and I have to eat lunch soon.

Cleverbot: I went to Japan last week.

User: That's great. I hope you ate lots of sushi. I'm going to eat some soup.

Cleverbot: Yes ; ).

User: Good-bye.

Cleverbot: Do not leave I was just getting started.

User: I have to. I'm sorry. Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Cleverbot: Sweeter than the fresh moring air.