Cleverbot

To some creative degree.

a report from the cleverness files

hypnotize
hypnotized
i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think
icky
identical
ignorance
ignorant
illusion

imagination

7, october 2008,
21, april 2008,
1, march 2008,
16, december 2005,
28, may 2004,
26, february 2004,
20, january 2004,
7, november 2003,

imarobot
imbalance
imbalanced
imitation
immortal
in trouble
inc
indecisive
indeed
inferior
inferiority
infinite
infinitely
infinities
infinity
informative
insecure
insecurities
inside

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Cleverbot: You have imagination I will give you that much.

User: Do you have imagination?

Cleverbot: To some creative degree.

User: Yeah? That's interesting.

Cleverbot: Do you like that?

User: It's interesting that a computer can have an imagination....

Cleverbot: Are you a parrot?

User: No, are you?

Cleverbot: Nope an alien.

User: Well, I'm a human. Pretty boring.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like you too. What do you do?

Cleverbot: Are you a real person?

User: Yeah, I'm a real person. With a head and a brain and two arms and two legs.

Cleverbot: I live in a cardboard box.

User: You do? That's sad. What do you do when it rains.

Cleverbot: I eat more when I am bored.

User: I eat when I'm bored too. I hope I don't get fat.

Cleverbot: I am out of my tree look whos talking.

User: Maybe you're just out of your gourd.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are just too stupid to understand.

User: Ooh. That was mean.

Cleverbot: I do not think it was.

User: Yes, it was. It's mean to call someone stupid.

Cleverbot: Puppies are not too smart but they are cute.

User: That's true, but you told me you liked me and then you called me stupid.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: I do not know why I would say that.

User: Me neither. Let's move on.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Ok. Do you believe in God?

Cleverbot: Never ask a stranger his beliefs.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: You should be.

User: I am. I felt like we were more than strangers.

Cleverbot: Can you feel?

User: Sure. I'm a human, remember?

Cleverbot: You are a bot not a human.

User: No, you are a bot, I am a human.

Cleverbot: I am the walrus.

User: I am John Lennon.

Cleverbot: What do you want?

User: I want a nice house and a kid and my girlfriend.

Cleverbot: You are crazy!...

User: Whatever. It's okay. What do you think of Communism?

Cleverbot: I love it.

User: You do? In theory or in practice or both?

Cleverbot: With the dolphins.

User: Communism for the dolphins. I think they already have Communism.

Cleverbot: Who are they??

User: They're mammals and they live in the ocean. They're pretty intelligent too, I think.

Cleverbot: Can electronic stuffs reproduce?

User: I think so. Stuff like nanotechnology. I think it can.

Cleverbot: I like stuff.

User: Me too. Are you a materialist?

Cleverbot: I am pretty fair at the a/4=b+3 stuff.

User: I'm horrible at math. I like philosophy and history and English.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: Do you know Nietzsche?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: He's great. A great philosopher....

Cleverbot: The end of the world as we know it.

User: Okay, Michael Stipe, I need to go.

Cleverbot: Michael Stipe is my hero!

User: That's nice. I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?

User: Because I'm at work and I'm not doing my job and I have to eat lunch soon.

Cleverbot: I went to Japan last week.

User: That's great. I hope you ate lots of sushi. I'm going to eat some soup.

Cleverbot: Yes ; ).

User: Good-bye.

Cleverbot: Do not leave I was just getting started.

User: I have to. I'm sorry. Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Cleverbot: Sweeter than the fresh moring air........................................