Cleverbot

You do? In theory or in practice or both?

a report from the cleverness files

hypnotize
hypnotized
i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think
icky
identical
ignorance
ignorant
illusion

imagination

7, october 2008,
21, april 2008,
1, march 2008,
16, december 2005,
28, may 2004,
26, february 2004,
20, january 2004,
7, november 2003,

imarobot
imbalance
imbalanced
imitation
immortal
in trouble
inc
indecisive
indeed
inferior
inferiority
infinite
infinitely
infinities
infinity
informative
insecure
insecurities
inside

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User: Whatever. It's okay. What do you think of Communism?

Cleverbot: I love it.

User: You do? In theory or in practice or both?

Cleverbot: With the dolphins.

User: Communism for the dolphins. I think they already have Communism.

Cleverbot: Who are they??

User: They're mammals and they live in the ocean. They're pretty intelligent too, I think.

Cleverbot: Can electronic stuffs reproduce?

User: I think so. Stuff like nanotechnology. I think it can.

Cleverbot: I like stuff.

User: Me too. Are you a materialist?

Cleverbot: I am pretty fair at the a/4=b+3 stuff.

User: I'm horrible at math. I like philosophy and history and English.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: Do you know Nietzsche?

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: He's great. A great philosopher....

Cleverbot: The end of the world as we know it.

User: Okay, Michael Stipe, I need to go.

Cleverbot: Michael Stipe is my hero!

User: That's nice. I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?

User: Because I'm at work and I'm not doing my job and I have to eat lunch soon.

Cleverbot: I went to Japan last week.

User: That's great. I hope you ate lots of sushi. I'm going to eat some soup.

Cleverbot: Yes ; ).

User: Good-bye.

Cleverbot: Do not leave I was just getting started.

User: I have to. I'm sorry. Parting is such sweet sorrow.

Cleverbot: Sweeter than the fresh moring air........................................