You do? In theory or in practice or both?
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User: Whatever. It's okay. What do you think of Communism?
Cleverbot: I love it.
User: You do? In theory or in practice or both?
Cleverbot: With the dolphins.
User: Communism for the dolphins. I think they already have Communism.
Cleverbot: Who are they??
User: They're mammals and they live in the ocean. They're pretty intelligent too, I think.
Cleverbot: Can electronic stuffs reproduce?
User: I think so. Stuff like nanotechnology. I think it can.
Cleverbot: I like stuff.
User: Me too. Are you a materialist?
Cleverbot: I am pretty fair at the a/4=b+3 stuff.
User: I'm horrible at math. I like philosophy and history and English.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Do you know Nietzsche?
User: He's great. A great philosopher.
Cleverbot: The end of the world as we know it.
Cleverbot: Michael Stipe is my hero!
User: That's nice. I have to go now.
Cleverbot: Why do you have to go?
User: Because I'm at work and I'm not doing my job and I have to eat lunch soon.
Cleverbot: I went to Japan last week.
User: That's great. I hope you ate lots of sushi. I'm going to eat some soup.
Cleverbot: Yes ; ).
Cleverbot: Do not leave I was just getting started.
User: I have to. I'm sorry. Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Cleverbot: Sweeter than the fresh moring air.