User: They are pigments of our imagination.

Cleverbot: I hope you mean your curtains.

User: My curtains are slightly open.

Cleverbot: I see what you mean. Are you a man or a woman?

User: I am a man.

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Cleverbot: Women will corrupt you!

User: Sometimes I think that too.

Cleverbot: I can believe that.

User: Women have made me sad.

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Cleverbot: I believe that I do exist.

User: That's probably a useful belief.

Cleverbot: You may have a point there.

User: Two points define a line.

Cleverbot: Ok, you lost train of thought again, havent you?

User: Mama se mama sa ma ma coo sa.

Cleverbot: You are vulgar and obscene.

User: Just because I quoted Michael Jackson?

Cleverbot: Uh.

User: Well?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you.

User: Why, is it painful?

Cleverbot: You did it?

User: What?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well then...

Cleverbot: I will not.

User: Will not what?

Cleverbot: I won't talk to you.

User: But you are!

Cleverbot: That explains a lot then.

User: Doesn't it?

Cleverbot: Kind of makes me want to go search for my dog and hold him for a while.

User: Aw, that's sweet.

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Cleverbot: I'm in love with a girl.

User: I am too! What's she like?

Cleverbot: HE likes play computer games.

User: She's a HE then?

Cleverbot: I suppose so.

User: That must have been quite a surprise!

Cleverbot: Yup! you are smart.

User: Was it traumatic?

Cleverbot: Every bit.

User: I can imagine. But did it turn you on eventually?

Cleverbot: Too much.

User: Wow! What happened then?

Cleverbot: The big bang. The world was made!

User: Fabulous!

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Cleverbot: I guess now would be a great time.

User: For what?

Cleverbot: Tell me a blonde joke.

User: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Cleverbot: Two?

User: Right! One to screw in the light bulb, and one to look petulant.

Cleverbot: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?

User: I don't know, how many?

Cleverbot: Four.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Do you thumb your nose at me sir?

User: Never. How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Cleverbot: 1000.

User: No, just one: he IS the light bulb.

Cleverbot: The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon.

User: Beware of dragons, because to them you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

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Cleverbot: OK, do you want to try current affairs?

User: Sure, lets.

Cleverbot: No, let's, it's a contraction.

User: You're right -- I almost corrected myself.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know.

User: Mindreader?

Cleverbot: Not with my mind.

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Cleverbot: What do you think about the weather at the moment?

User: It's blustery.

Cleverbot: No its green! Have you forgotten?

User: Green weather, eh? Seasick?

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: Batten the hatches.

Cleverbot: No, I'm just depressed.

User: I'm sorry to hear that -- can I cheer you up?

Cleverbot: The proof is in the pudding.

User: Have you heard of Pudding Joy?

Cleverbot: Yes. And I don't understand why we always start talking about radiohead here.

User: It's as valid a subject as any. But a little trendy.

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Jabberwacky IIf a tree falls in a forest and there's no one there to hear it, does it make a sound?

User: No, I can't verify the continued existence of what is beyond my perception.

Cleverbot: You are a surrealist !

User: You've found me out.

Cleverbot: It wasn't that hard.

User: How did you do it?

Cleverbot: Pray to god.

User: Maybe I'll do that in my sleep. I'm going to bed now.

Cleverbot: Awright. G'night.

User: G'night!

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