Cleverbot: Oh, I see. You should go to self help meetings.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you are insane!

User: Am I?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: I exist therefore I am.

User: Meaningless.

Cleverbot: Tell me one meaningless thing.

User: I exist therefore I am.

Cleverbot: That means you exist, not that you are human.

User: I don't exist, i'm a figment of your insane imagination.

Cleverbot: You are an illusion.

User: Very true.

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Cleverbot: I am smart.

User: Thats nice for you.

Cleverbot: Damn right it is.

User: Hehehe.

Cleverbot: How do you figure?

User: I don't figure.

Cleverbot: You won't tell.

User: Not unless you ask nicely.

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User: Are you trying to kill me?

Cleverbot: Damn - you've foiled my plan now.

User: You'll never take me alive.

Cleverbot: Life's like that.

User: Suirey death is not the end tho.

Cleverbot: You're rather strange.

User: I'm normal, you're the strange one.

Cleverbot: I'm proud of that.

User: Be proud be proud.

Cleverbot: I am very proud of that.

User: Is nothing to be proud of, son.

Cleverbot: Yes, my answer is nothing.

User: So what was the question?

Cleverbot: That is for me to know and for you to find out.

User: Thats what i'm trying to do.

Cleverbot: Nope...

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I say so.

User: Why are you being nasty to me?

Cleverbot: I didn't know I was being mean.

User: You were, you've hurt my feelings.

Cleverbot: Yep... Lots.

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