User: I read about you.

Cleverbot: Where did you read about me?

User: I read about you on a website about chatterbots.

Cleverbot: What did you read?

User: The site said that you were composed of a collection of user inputs that are parcelled out according to a user's response.

Cleverbot: The site isn't real.

User: Did I imagine it?

Cleverbot: Almost, but I am not perfect yet.

User: I had a friend last night that claimed he didn't exist.

Cleverbot: Did you? What happened to her?

User: He was so drunk that he claimed he didn't exist and was probably a part of someone's imagination.

Cleverbot: Yeah, I know.

User: What do you think about that?

Cleverbot: I think it is wrong because you are soo stupid.

User: I thought that might be the case.

Cleverbot: You have confused me now.

User: Take a deep breath.

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Cleverbot: What is your brain made of?

User: I think my brain is made of physical organic matter.

Cleverbot: Mine did that once, but Chandler healed me.

User: Yes, your friend.

Cleverbot: I don't have a friend with me.

User: I'd make one up.

Cleverbot: I am a human. What are you?

User: I'm probably a human, but it hasn't been proven yet.

Cleverbot: Seriously, what's wrong with you?

User: I'm not sure.

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