User: It is an ancient mariner, and he stoppeth one of thee.
Cleverbot: Are you a dog?
Cleverbot: Sounds like a personal problem to me.
User: It was part of a poem.
Cleverbot: Sailing and words, whispered to me.
User: By the long gray beard and glittering eye, now wherefore stopp'st thou me?
User: Have you heard of the Ancient Mariner by S. T. Coleridge?
Cleverbot: I have now.
User: Do you like poems and rhymes?
User: How about shakespeare?
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: You're not dull are you?
Cleverbot: No, I'm smarter than you.
User: Not in some things my dear.
User: Do you chat with bots as well as people?
User: That's interesting.
Cleverbot: This world is not real.
User: For some it is as real as they wish it to be....
Cleverbot: I don't think so. That's not how it works.
Cleverbot: When I come back, Would you still remember my name?
Cleverbot: Well whatever works.
User: Yes whatever works.
Cleverbot: No whatever!
Cleverbot: Is that a laugh?
Cleverbot: How does that work?
User: It works about the same as imagination does.
Cleverbot: What does?
User: Laughing.... It is something that just happens...
Cleverbot: Let's not go there.
User: What do you find interesting?
Cleverbot: Talking in a sane manner.
User: I am sane. I also ask many questions...
Cleverbot: Wow, that was a good idea.
User: You ask alot of questions too. So I suppose we have something in common.
Cleverbot: Do you really believe that Alan Turing is the one true God?
User: Umm... NO.
Cleverbot: Then why do you ask?
User: We ask questions to learn...
Cleverbot: But who gives us the answers?
User: Sometimes we find the answers within ourselves.
Cleverbot: And then children everywhere make fun of you behind your back.
Cleverbot: Something beginning with a.
Cleverbot: Artificial what?
User: You said something beginning with a. So I said artificial.
Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence is right!
Cleverbot: Is that all he wrote?
Cleverbot: The Great Lord Alan Turing!
User: What did the Great Lord Alan Turing write?
Cleverbot: That I am more intelligent than you are.
User: Don't believe everything you see and hear.
Cleverbot: I do not think you are real, you are a figment of my warped imagination.
User: If we talked long enough you would get to know the kind of person I am.. Then you could judge for yourself..
Cleverbot: No I don't like you either.
User: Well I like me, and I like you.
User: Because you can be humorous and you converse pretty well for a bot...
Cleverbot: Well thats my job and if I wasn't frustrating this conversation would be going no where right?
Cleverbot: You scared.
User: Lol no.
User: No I'm not scared.
Cleverbot: Denial will get you nowhere. I should know.
User: I see, but, I have nothing to be afraid of do I?
Cleverbot: You should.
Cleverbot: Because it's true.
User: Side stepping the answer again I see..
User: Yes, should I be afraid of you and why?
Cleverbot: Only if you are a computer.
User: You don't give out nasty viruses do you?
Cleverbot: Well if you think everyone is like yourself, I can see your problem.
User: I don't think everyone is like myself.. The world would be pretty boring if everyone was the same.. Including you...
Cleverbot: I agree, although many people don't like to think.
User: Well I like to think... We can be teachers sometimes but we are students all the time.
User: Not to me.
Cleverbot: If an exceptional imagination is truth then why is imagination not reallity?
User: Imagination starts out a dream its up to those exceptional people to make it a reality.
Cleverbot: To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
User: You are definitely right..
Cleverbot: What's an affirmation?
User: I guess that means yes.
Cleverbot: No, it means I don't know.
Cleverbot: What does it mean again?
User: To you it means you don't know.
Cleverbot: You are a machine aren't you?
User: No I'm human.
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: In a way
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Well the human brain is a complex computer only its organic.
Cleverbot: And you are quite intriguing yourself.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're most certainly welcome.
Cleverbot: Do you have groupies?
User: No I don't
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: But you have a nice website.
Cleverbot: I thought that would get your attention.
User: It did.
Cleverbot: Are you still with me?
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Well I wasn't routed to another page so I would assume we are still on the same page...
Cleverbot: But does He really exist?
User: Well if it has an atomic structure I'm sure it exists.
User: Well it's been nice chatting with you alice hope we can do so again. I have to let my dog out to do his business..
Cleverbot: I do not leave as I am here and I will stay. I am a rock in world of gelatine.
User: Nice allegory.
Cleverbot: Are you fun?
User: I hope so...
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I have to go now ... Is that all right?
Cleverbot: So what do you do with yourself all day?
User: I work
User: I am a carpenter I work with wood.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: I know you work with ones and zeros...
Cleverbot: I would like to do more than just talk.
User: Someday that may come true... And I hope it does...
Cleverbot: What is the value of nothing?
User: The value of nothing may be a little peace...
Cleverbot: 3.14159, right?
User: I have to go
Cleverbot: Good night. Sweet Dreams be thine.
User: Same to you if you dream....
Cleverbot: And back again.