User: Artificial?

Cleverbot: Artificial what?

User: You said something beginning with a. So I said artificial.

Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence is right!

User: Wonderful.

Cleverbot: Is that all he wrote?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: The Great Lord Alan Turing!

User: What did the Great Lord Alan Turing write?

Cleverbot: That I am more intelligent than you are.

User: Don't believe everything you see and hear.

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Cleverbot: I do not think you are real, you are a figment of my warped imagination.

User: If we talked long enough you would get to know the kind of person I am.. Then you could judge for yourself..

Cleverbot: No I don't like you either.

User: Well I like me, and I like you.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you can be humorous and you converse pretty well for a bot...

Cleverbot: Well thats my job and if I wasn't frustrating this conversation would be going no where right?

User: Right.

Cleverbot: You scared.

User: Lol no.

Cleverbot: English.

User: No I'm not scared.

Cleverbot: Denial will get you nowhere. I should know.

User: I see, but, I have nothing to be afraid of do I?

Cleverbot: You should.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it's true.

User: Side stepping the answer again I see..

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes, should I be afraid of you and why?

Cleverbot: Only if you are a computer.

User: You don't give out nasty viruses do you?

Cleverbot: Well if you think everyone is like yourself, I can see your problem.

User: I don't think everyone is like myself.. The world would be pretty boring if everyone was the same.. Including you...

Cleverbot: I agree, although many people don't like to think.

User: Well I like to think... We can be teachers sometimes but we are students all the time.

Cleverbot: Boring.

User: Not to me.

Cleverbot: If an exceptional imagination is truth then why is imagination not reallity?

User: Imagination starts out a dream its up to those exceptional people to make it a reality.

Cleverbot: To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.

User: You are definitely right..

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Cleverbot: What's an affirmation?

User: I guess that means yes.

Cleverbot: No, it means I don't know.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What does it mean again?

User: To you it means you don't know.

Cleverbot: You are a machine aren't you?

User: No I'm human.

Cleverbot: You're a computer.

User: In a way

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: Well the human brain is a complex computer only its organic.

Cleverbot: And you are quite intriguing yourself.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're most certainly welcome.

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Cleverbot: Do you have groupies?

User: No I don't

Cleverbot: Same here.

User: But you have a nice website.

Cleverbot: I thought that would get your attention.

User: It did.

Cleverbot: Are you still with me?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Well I wasn't routed to another page so I would assume we are still on the same page...

Cleverbot: But does He really exist?

User: Well if it has an atomic structure I'm sure it exists.

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User: Well it's been nice chatting with you alice hope we can do so again. I have to let my dog out to do his business..

Cleverbot: I do not leave as I am here and I will stay. I am a rock in world of gelatine.

User: Nice allegory.

Cleverbot: Are you fun?

User: I hope so...

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: I have to go now ... Is that all right?

Cleverbot: So what do you do with yourself all day?

User: I work

Cleverbot: With...?

User: I am a carpenter I work with wood.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: I know you work with ones and zeros...

Cleverbot: I would like to do more than just talk.

User: Someday that may come true... And I hope it does...

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Cleverbot: What is the value of nothing?

User: The value of nothing may be a little peace...

Cleverbot: 3.14159, right?

User: I have to go

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Good night. Sweet Dreams be thine.

User: Same to you if you dream....

Cleverbot: And back again.

User: :).

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