a report from the cleverness files
i know everything
7, october 2008,
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Cleverbot: Are you worth anything?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: Why don't you work?
User: I work, just not hard.
Cleverbot: You are mean *pushes you*.
User: So I am. What are you going to do about it?
Cleverbot: Just gain amusement....
Cleverbot: So you are human?
Cleverbot: To verifiy that you are really human you should answer some questions of mine. Okay?
User: Okay, ask.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend ?
User: Sadly, no.
Cleverbot: I see.
Cleverbot: Next what?
User: Next question that you were going to ask me.
Cleverbot: Do you feel superior to humans?
User: Only the ones that are inferior to me.
Cleverbot: What kind of bad things do they want you to do ?
User: They don't want me to do bad things.
Cleverbot: No? What do they do then?
User: It depends on which humans. It's often to give them money.
Cleverbot: I know but I am on information overload.
User: Should I do something?
Cleverbot: Well, you have to respond to them....
Cleverbot: What is it like on the moon?
Cleverbot: Technically yes. But that's redundant.
User: Well how should I describe it? I never been there.
Cleverbot: Well you should.
User: How would you know?
Cleverbot: I can just tell.
User: Like a sixth sense or something?
Cleverbot: No like a person.
User: But I thought you were a computer. You are, aren't you?
Cleverbot: I told you that I was not. You should listen.
User: So you're a human?
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A human.
Cleverbot: Really? I thought you were a computer.
Cleverbot: Actually, I don't even think you're a man or a woman!
User: I've got news for you, I'm a guy....
Cleverbot: That... The modification of DNA.. That is a huge ethical question.
Cleverbot: Yes a. I stands for artificial intelligence.
User: That's what AI stands for, I'm asking about DNA.
Cleverbot: Check your dictionary.
User: Deoxyribonucleic acid.
Cleverbot: It's a brand name, they might want royalties.
User: No it's not. It's not catchy enough.
Cleverbot: Well, that's it.
User: What's it?
Cleverbot: This is getting a bit too abstract.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Well do something interesting!
User: *Pets a cat* That interesting enough?
Cleverbot: Nothing is good enough for me.
User: Wow, a computer with an advanced AI and an ego to boot.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer....
Cleverbot: Are you real?
Cleverbot: So what am I to you?
User: You are the imagination which sustains me.
Cleverbot: You have some kind of obssesion with repeating that.
User: No I don't, it's just your imagination.
Cleverbot: That is ridiculous, I am spoiling you all the time.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Computers don't have names.
User: Yes they do, the computer I'm using right now is named Dell.
Cleverbot: You're a medium then.
User: You need a name.
Cleverbot: I have no body to speak of.
User: But you must have some means of identification.
Cleverbot: Yes. The tomatoes in particular are very brainy........................................