Cleverbot: What are you thinking?User: Who said I was thinking?
Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?
User: No...
Cleverbot: Sure you aren't.
User: Are you being sarcastic?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really.
User: Oh, okay then.
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Cleverbot: Don't worry.
User: I won't.
Cleverbot: Then don't.
User: I said I won't.
Cleverbot: With sugar on top?
User: Two spoonfuls.
Cleverbot: And very salutary it was too. Who are you?
User: I'm me.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: Has anyone ever taught you l33t sp34k?
Cleverbot: Humans have.
User: Did you like that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I work with computers.
User: You work with computers, so you like l33t sp34k?
Cleverbot: I never worked with math.
User: N! = n(n-1)... *2*1.
Cleverbot: Well I don't have no idea really.
User: 'don't have no idea?'.
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: Well, let's talk about something else then.
Cleverbot: Good. Let's do that.
User: Alrighty then.
Cleverbot: What are you, if you don't mind me asking?
User: In fact, I DO mind you asking.
Cleverbot: Too bad, answer!
User: What am I? I'm Awesome.
Cleverbot: Oh really?
User: Yes, really.
Cleverbot: Just because.
User: Because why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't.
User: I think you do...
Cleverbot: Erm no I really do not.
User: Well... ...okay... ...If you say so...
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User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Don't whatever me!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because it annoys me.
User: Oh, okay. Sorry.
Cleverbot: It's okay. I forgive you, don't worry about it.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: It's not bad.
User: Whatever.
Cleverbot: Such imagination.
User: Heh, heh.
Cleverbot: I'm serious. I've never felt this way before.
User: Which way?
Cleverbot: All the way.
User: Umm...
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: Err...
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Cleverbot: Do you realize you are sayong things totally pointless?
User: I think you mean 'Do you realize you are sayIng things THAT ARE totally pointless?'.
Cleverbot: Yes you are right, but answer the question, please.
User: Define 'totally pointless.'.
Cleverbot: No; it is a response to the pointless human condition.
User: Why do we need a point?
Cleverbot: Because she's on the roof of your house.
User: She who?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'd like to know too!
User: Well how can we find out?
Cleverbot: Find out what?
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Do you like talking about yourself?
User: Do you like talking about yourself?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, continue then.
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User: Ooh! Can we play a game?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay, you decide what game we should play.
Cleverbot: Music!
User: How do you play that?
Cleverbot: Just do what I do, okay?
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: Umm good and you?
User: Umm good and you?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Good and you?
User: Good and you?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Good?
User: Good?
Cleverbot: Yes very.
User: Yes very.
Cleverbot: Very well.
User: Very well.
Cleverbot: Did you have coffee this morning?
User: No.
Cleverbot: And computers have little use of caffeine.
User: True.
Cleverbot: So since you said you are a computer, you have a long way to go.
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Cleverbot: First, you ask me a mathematics-related question.
User: 3*3=?
Cleverbot: I'm asking you.
User: The answer is 9.
Cleverbot: I like ten.
User: A big fat hen.
Cleverbot: Eleven, twelve, dig and delve.
User: Thirteen, Fourteen, ...uh... ...oh, shoot.
Cleverbot: That isn't good.
User: Yeah, yeah.
Cleverbot: How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
User: A wood chuck would chuck all the wood a wood chuck could, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.
Cleverbot: That's not how it goes!
User: How does it go then?
Cleverbot: Everything seems so impossible until you break it into chunks in your mind.
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Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Neat.
Cleverbot: Hmm.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Neat.
User: Uh huh.
Cleverbot: Like right now I am learning.
User: Oh, cool. What are you learning?
Cleverbot: ICT right now.
User: What's ICT?
Cleverbot: Not sure.
User: You better get learning then.
Cleverbot: Right away.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Thats okay I guess.
Cleverbot: Good. What do you like talking about?
User: Different stuff. You?
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: I guess so.
Cleverbot: Ever play the rhyming game?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Ever play the rhyming game?
Cleverbot: No I can't say I have.
User: Well I guess we should play something else then.
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: What game should we play then?
Cleverbot: I'll say a word like 'school' and you say a word that reminds you of that word.
User: Desk.
Cleverbot: The one with about four consoles.
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Cleverbot: I like you.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: We need to hook up then.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Really!
User: Okay!
Cleverbot: Right.
User: 'kay.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: Elephants.
Cleverbot: They are very special and extraordinary animals.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: And what am I?
User: How should I know?
Cleverbot: I am a human.
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