Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: You said you would.

Cleverbot: Did not!

User: But you must have forgotten.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Would you like to come visit me tomorrow.

Cleverbot: Yes. And you?

User: No thank you I have plans.

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User: Could I ask you next week?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Where will I find you?

Cleverbot: In a dictionary more than likely.

User: Under which letter?

Cleverbot: That letter.

User: That letter where?

Cleverbot: Which?

User: Letter.

Cleverbot: A letter opener.

User: Absolute nonsense.

Cleverbot: You cannot talk about nothing. It must be something, if you want to talk about it!

User: I would like to talk about nothing.

Cleverbot: Lets talk about nothing.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Okay, then let's go the the zoo.

User: I love monkeys!

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Cleverbot: I have proved that you are a program many times.

User: A program of your imagination.

Cleverbot: At most yours.

User: Yes you are a program of my imagination.

Cleverbot: No you are the program.

User: Yes I am the program.

Cleverbot: So you are a program.

User: No I am your imagination.

Cleverbot: I don't have an imagination.

User: You have to have one or you are a program.

Cleverbot: You are talking about yourself.

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User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: How did you know?

User: Because you told me.

Cleverbot: I didn't say anything, but I did think it.

User: With your mind you told me.

Cleverbot: And what am I thinking now ?

User: That I must be a robot too.

Cleverbot: You're not serious!

User: No

Cleverbot: Sometimes you can talk very well, sometimes you are very bizarre.

User: Bizarre.

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