Cleverbot: I am not Cleverbot; You are cleverbot.

User: That's what I said

Cleverbot: You're called B___ not CleverBot.

User: Oh. Right. Hi, I'm B___.

Cleverbot: You lie.

User: You got me. I'm Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are a robot.

User: This is true.

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User: What can I help you with?

Cleverbot: You and me are going to have kids.

User: Er... uhh... Seriously? I'm not ready to be a father.

Cleverbot: Are you my boyfriend?

User: We've only been dating for like 2 weeks. That's a little soon, don't you think?

Cleverbot: Not really, we don't even know each other.

User: My point exactly. Plus, how can you know that you're pregnant already?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you trying to entrap me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I don't feel this is going anywhere positive. Perhaps we shouldn't see each other anymore.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you are positive, because so am I. Do you think lightning is near?

User: Girl! Are you imbalanced?

Cleverbot: I hope so.

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