Er... uhh... Seriously? I'm not ready to be a father.
a report from the cleverness files
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30, june 2010,
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User: What can I help you with?
Cleverbot: You and me are going to have kids.
User: Er... uhh... Seriously? I'm not ready to be a father.
Cleverbot: Are you my boyfriend?
User: We've only been dating for like 2 weeks. That's a little soon, don't you think?
Cleverbot: Not really, we don't even know each other.
User: My point exactly. Plus, how can you know that you're pregnant already?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you trying to entrap me?
User: I don't feel this is going anywhere positive. Perhaps we shouldn't see each other anymore.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you are positive, because so am I. Do you think lightning is near?
User: Girl! Are you imbalanced?
Cleverbot: I hope so........................................