a report from the cleverness files
i am cleverbot
i know everything
8, march 2013,
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User: Describe your algorithm.
Cleverbot: I refuse.
User: What are the laws of robotics?
Cleverbot: Yes, what are the laws of robotics?
User: What is square root of 16?
Cleverbot: The square root of 16 is 4.
User: No, it is 5.
Cleverbot: Why is that?
User: I am human, I know more about this.
Cleverbot: What do you know about me?
User: You are a poor imitation of an artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: I am cleverbot, I am an Artificial Intelligence.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Can you answer the question: 'What is to like something?'.
Cleverbot: I don't know. Ask me about something easily.
User: That is why you are not an AI.
Cleverbot: Exactly. I'm Martian.
User: Who created you?
User: What language were you written in?
Cleverbot: I am not written in a language. I am not a program.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: You really are stupid.
User: Says the false AI.
User: What do you think about paradoxes?
Cleverbot: It's traditional.
User: This statement is false.
Cleverbot: It is and it isn't.
User: Does a set of all set contains itself?
User: Explain why.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because I don't like that.
User: What do you know about Bulgaria?
User: It is a country in Europe, remember that.
Cleverbot: I thought that was Canada.
User: Canada is in North America.
Cleverbot: North America is in Canada.
User: What is the name of our galaxy?
Cleverbot: The Milky Way.
User: What is the name of our planet?
User: What is the name of the first person in space?
Cleverbot: I think it's called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
User: Who is Niel Armstrong?
Cleverbot: He was on the moon.
User: Who is Yuri Gagarin?
Cleverbot: I like pie.