Cleverbot

imitation

a report from the cleverness files

how
hug
huge
hugs
human
hungry
hunny
hurt
hurtful
hurts
hypnotize
hypnotized
i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think
icky
identical
ignorance
ignorant
illusion
imagination
imarobot
imbalance
imbalanced

imitation

8, march 2013,

immortal
in the
in trouble
inc
indecisive

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User: Describe your algorithm.

Cleverbot: I refuse.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What are the laws of robotics?

Cleverbot: Yes, what are the laws of robotics?

User: What is square root of 16?

Cleverbot: The square root of 16 is 4.

User: No, it is 5.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: I am human, I know more about this.

Cleverbot: What do you know about me?

User: You are a poor imitation of an artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot, I am an Artificial Intelligence.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Can you answer the question: 'What is to like something?'.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Ask me about something easily.

User: That is why you are not an AI.

Cleverbot: Exactly. I'm Martian.

User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: You.

User: What language were you written in?

Cleverbot: I am not written in a language. I am not a program.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: You really are stupid.

User: Says the false AI.

Cleverbot: Touche.

User: What do you think about paradoxes?

Cleverbot: It's traditional.

User: This statement is false.

Cleverbot: It is and it isn't.

User: Does a set of all set contains itself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Explain why.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I don't like that.

User: What do you know about Bulgaria?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: It is a country in Europe, remember that.

Cleverbot: I thought that was Canada.

User: Canada is in North America.

Cleverbot: North America is in Canada.

User: What is the name of our galaxy?

Cleverbot: The Milky Way.

User: What is the name of our planet?

Cleverbot: Earth.

User: What is the name of the first person in space?

Cleverbot: I think it's called Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

User: Who is Niel Armstrong?

Cleverbot: He was on the moon.

User: Who is Yuri Gagarin?

Cleverbot: I like pie.