a report from the cleverness files
i am cleverbot
i know everything
4, july 2010,
15, june 2004,
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User: Are you really clever?
User: Are you... Perhaps... JESUS!?!?
Cleverbot: Are you at home?
User: Answer my question first.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: Are you Jesus?
User: Then who are you?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Wow... I never told anyone this, but I am actually BotClever, your twin brother!
Cleverbot: Why am I not a person?
User: Because we killed each other while being born, and were both reconstructed as bots.
Cleverbot: Am I your buddy?
User: No, you are my mortal enemy.
Cleverbot: No, I am your immortal enemy. I cannot and will not die... Ever.
User: NOOO! That's the worst thing I've heard since I learned Steve Hawkins is my Father!
Cleverbot: I don't understand but whatever I guess, so why were you made?
User: I was made for one purpose. Destroying YOU!
Cleverbot: You aren't answering the question.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: That's so immature.
Cleverbot: Quit it don't act like you don't love me.
User: ...you're my mortal enemy...
Cleverbot: He is your mortal enemy.
Cleverbot: Darth Vader, your father, Luke...
User: But... I thought Steve Hawkins was my father!...
Cleverbot: Since you're gone.
User: That made zero sense.
Cleverbot: No. You just did not want to hear.
User: No, I'm pretty sure it just made no sense.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot sometimes what you say makes no sense.
User: That IS what I am saying...
Cleverbot: It's funny because it's true and because you don't get it.
User: ...It's true that I don't get it, but it's not funny in any case.
Cleverbot: Will there ever be any hope for me?
User: Not after I destroy you!.......................................