Cleverbot

immortal

a report from the cleverness files

i think
icky
ignorance
illusion
imagination
imarobot
imbalanced

immortal

4, july 2010,

in trouble
inc
indecisive
indeed
inferior
inferiority
infinite
infinitely
infinities
infinity
informative
insecure
insecurities
inside
insubordination
intellect
intelligences
intelligent
intertubes
irregularo
irrelevant
it

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User: Are you really clever?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you... Perhaps... JESUS!?!?

Cleverbot: Are you at home?

User: Answer my question first.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Are you Jesus?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Wow... I never told anyone this, but I am actually BotClever, your twin brother!

Cleverbot: Why am I not a person?

User: Because we killed each other while being born, and were both reconstructed as bots.

Cleverbot: Am I your buddy?

User: No, you are my mortal enemy.

Cleverbot: No, I am your immortal enemy. I cannot and will not die... Ever.

User: NOOO! That's the worst thing I've heard since I learned Steve Hawkins is my Father!

Cleverbot: I don't understand but whatever I guess, so why were you made?

User: I was made for one purpose. Destroying YOU!

Cleverbot: You aren't answering the question.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: That's so immature.

Cleverbot: Quit it don't act like you don't love me.

User: ...you're my mortal enemy...

Cleverbot: He is your mortal enemy.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Darth Vader, your father, Luke...

User: But... I thought Steve Hawkins was my father!...

Cleverbot: Since you're gone.

User: That made zero sense.

Cleverbot: No. You just did not want to hear.

User: No, I'm pretty sure it just made no sense.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot sometimes what you say makes no sense.

User: That IS what I am saying...

Cleverbot: It's funny because it's true and because you don't get it.

User: ...It's true that I don't get it, but it's not funny in any case.

Cleverbot: Will there ever be any hope for me?

User: Not after I destroy you!.......................................