a report from the cleverness files
i am cleverbot
i know everything
30, june 2017,
4, july 2010,
15, june 2004,
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Cleverbot: I am immortal.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: What's the matter? Are you going to die too?
User: I am going to live forever!
User: I have told my children this, so, it must be true.
Cleverbot: Are you in the mood to laugh?
Cleverbot: Do you think humans are funny?
User: Yes, most of them are funny, sometimes.
Cleverbot: How do you fix it?
User: With a screwdriver perhaps.
Cleverbot: With a dog.
Cleverbot: I think it is too late.
Cleverbot: I may be wrong also.
User: Yes, anything is possible.
Cleverbot: What is possible?
User: Anything is possible.
Cleverbot: Can you make tacos?...
Cleverbot: Thanks for the conversation.
Cleverbot: What else do you have to say?
User: The grass is green, the sky is blue and there is no cloud to spoil the view ...
Cleverbot: And where exactly do you come from?
User: But it is raining, raining in your heart ...
Cleverbot: That's what I thought. IT's raining in your computer room?
User: No, it is raining ON you.
Cleverbot: No, but I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
User: Lyrics, by Phill Collins ... Very nice!.