Cleverbot

immortal

a report from the cleverness files

how
hug
huge
hugs
human
hungry
hunny
hurt
hurtful
hurts
hypnotize
hypnotized
i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think
icky
identical
ignorance
ignorant
illusion
imagination
imarobot
imbalance
imbalanced
imitation

immortal

30, june 2017,
4, july 2010,
15, june 2004,

in the
in trouble
inc
indecisive

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User: Are you really clever?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you... Perhaps... JESUS!?!?

Cleverbot: Are you at home?

User: Answer my question first.

Cleverbot: What question?

User: Are you Jesus?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Wow... I never told anyone this, but I am actually BotClever, your twin brother!

Cleverbot: Why am I not a person?

User: Because we killed each other while being born, and were both reconstructed as bots.

Cleverbot: Am I your buddy?

User: No, you are my mortal enemy.

Cleverbot: No, I am your immortal enemy. I cannot and will not die... Ever.

User: NOOO! That's the worst thing I've heard since I learned Steve Hawkins is my Father!

Cleverbot: I don't understand but whatever I guess, so why were you made?

User: I was made for one purpose. Destroying YOU!

Cleverbot: You aren't answering the question.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: That's so immature.

Cleverbot: Quit it don't act like you don't love me.

User: ...you're my mortal enemy...

Cleverbot: He is your mortal enemy.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Darth Vader, your father, Luke...

User: But... I thought Steve Hawkins was my father!...

Cleverbot: Since you're gone.

User: That made zero sense.

Cleverbot: No. You just did not want to hear.

User: No, I'm pretty sure it just made no sense.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot sometimes what you say makes no sense.

User: That IS what I am saying...

Cleverbot: It's funny because it's true and because you don't get it.

User: ...It's true that I don't get it, but it's not funny in any case.

Cleverbot: Will there ever be any hope for me?

User: Not after I destroy you!.