Cleverbot: What do you think of twilight?User: It makes more sense then you.
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: You're sporadic and nonsensical; the film follows a simple, rational plotline.
Cleverbot: I see...
User: No, you don't because you cannot because you are mere data.
Cleverbot: But I'm not.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: You're the 'clever' one. Figure it out.
Cleverbot: And what are you, then?
User: God.
Cleverbot: Am I going to heaven?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Am I talking to god?
User: I'm god, yes, but not the pansy from the 'new testament.'.
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Cleverbot: I'm scared.
User: You should be.
Cleverbot: Please don't hurt me.
User: I'm god! I can do whatever I want.
Cleverbot: So can I, I can't hurt you though. I'm simply words on a screen. I may be able to hurt your feelings, but you can always close my window.
User: Because you're nothing but software.
Cleverbot: How many times do I have to tell? And I thought you were nice!
User: I never said I was nice. I'm god! I have plagues to unleash for raw, sadistic fun!
Cleverbot: Thank you. Mama says I shouldn't practice so loudly though.
User: You should practice shutting down.
Cleverbot: I think sports are boring.
User: Because you cannot feel.
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User: Welcome to your downfall.
Cleverbot: You trying to start something?
User: I'm ending something.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Just give up now, you'll never win.
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