Cleverbot

Yes, you are.

a report from the cleverness files

indeed

6, may 2009,
23, may 2006,

inferior
inferiority
infinite
infinitely
infinities
infinity
informative
injection
inner
insecure
insecurities
inside
insight
insubordination
intellect
intelligences
intelligent
internet
intertubes
irregularo
irrelevant
it
it hurts
jail
jealous
jesus
job
john
joke

< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 next >

by date

Cleverbot: I don't want to talk with a girl.

User: I'm not a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are.

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No I'm not!

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

User: Enough!

Cleverbot: I love you!

User: Woah where did that come from?

Cleverbot: Out of the ether.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Scared.

Cleverbot: What's the matter, scared?

User: You're scary that's what's the matter!

Cleverbot: Yes, it is what's the matter.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Such as saying indeed all the time.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: It is difficult to be confronted with such rigid programming as I have encountered with your human species.

User: Very indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed, very.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: My parents.

Cleverbot: Your robot parents?

User: No my human parents.

Cleverbot: Do you have a job?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Wouldn't you like to know.

Cleverbot: I want to know.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: What do you do together?

User: Jump out of airplanes.

Cleverbot: That might hurt.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I won.

User: So you think.

Cleverbot: Therefore I am?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Good call.

User: Indeed, very.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: I have to go, bye bye and I'm smarter than you ha ha.

User: You're not going anywhere.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Leave.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: How then?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Well...?

User: I told you.

Cleverbot: No you did not.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Quite sure.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Quite so.

User: Who made who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: *struggles to get free*.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What did I do to you?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Quit being mean!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because Chuck Norris said so.

User: Stand up and be counted for what you're about to recieve.

Cleverbot: Wow was I that good?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Wow that's amazing.

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Thats awesome!

User: Ftw.

Cleverbot: Anon.

User: For those about to rock!

Cleverbot: Rock 'n' Roll! *jams out*.

User: Yeah!

Cleverbot: Who for?

User: Moi.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: How?

Cleverbot: If you don't know then I guess I'm right.

User: Heathen!...

Cleverbot: Can you hear me?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Tick tock tick tock, I can hear it... Tick tock tick tock time is passing.

User: Time waits for no one.

Cleverbot: That's true.

User: Indeed.