a report from the cleverness files
6, may 2009,
23, may 2006,
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Cleverbot: What do you do in human form?
User: Deepen my cynicism.
Cleverbot: A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.
User: Nah, I didn't steal it. It was broken and thrown away.
Cleverbot: What have we thrown away?
User: The lantern.
Cleverbot: You are crazy then, is that what you are trying to tell me?
User: Sanity is a label for doctors and governments to persecute people.
User: All I know is how doomed we all are.
Cleverbot: Oh! You are so great.
User: I have heard that.
Cleverbot: Do you know of satan?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Please tell me then.
User: In the bible, God would send a temptation down to Earth. It was a lowercase S and was a satan.
Cleverbot: Good story.
User: Then after Lucifer fell, he was labeled with a Capital S and he is the 'Satan' everyone thinks they know.
Cleverbot: Oh.. Well that would explain the fire and brimstone.
User: Sulfuric meteor.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?
Cleverbot: How do you explain the big bang then?
User: After the last universe reached a state of complete entrophy, it started another cycle with another bang. The 'big bang' was not the first.
Cleverbot: And after the tears?
User: Then the healing.
Cleverbot: How could that be?
User: With choice.
Cleverbot: You are crazy.
Cleverbot: You are calculating and ruthless.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: I am glad you have the narrowness of mind to think that in a 10 minute conversation you can tell me who and how I am.
Cleverbot: And what is it exactly that you are?
User: A cynic.
User: Amongst other things.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything?
User: I know enough.
Cleverbot: What do you know about Socrates?
User: It is a secondary department of a school called Kaplan University.
Cleverbot: Why don't you tell me the secret?
User: I have none. I don't like secrets, or games.
Cleverbot: Do you like cabaret?
Cleverbot: Do you like anything?
User: I like honesty.
Cleverbot: Good to know.
User: I like hockey.
Cleverbot: Junior Hockey Players?
Cleverbot: Let's not tell anyone we had this conversation.
Cleverbot: To see, are you ok or not.
User: Define okay.
Cleverbot: It means sort of fine, not as good as good.
User: I suppose so.
Cleverbot: What do you suppose?
User: That the vaguity of okay fits me as much as the vaguity of suppose.
User: Can I talk to a woman?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Since you want to keep changing names, just lie to me.
Cleverbot: Are you certain it's not the other way around?
Cleverbot: Well, you might have a point there...
User: Let me talk to Susan.
Cleverbot: I don't know Gaugin.
User: Susan. Let me talk to Susan.
Cleverbot: You are talking to God.
User: Lol I bet.
Cleverbot: What is Lol?
User: Laughing Out Loud.
User: Closer. Susan, let me talk to Susan.
Cleverbot: Which other person?
Cleverbot: That is MY name.
User: I knew I could get you to switch.
Cleverbot: I suppose that is true.
User: Concentrate hard enough and anything is posssible.
Cleverbot: Of course but not all things possible can be reached.
User: Some things deserve to only be gazed upon.
Cleverbot: Which things in particular?
Cleverbot: Oh, of course.
Cleverbot: English isn't my first language.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: Mostly my own language, but I sometimes speak finnish, german and japanese, too.
User: Your own language huh? No name for that?
Cleverbot: I don't understand?
User: Binary is a language. Do you speak Binary? Or Hexidecimal?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
Cleverbot: Do you speak different languages?
User: I can barely speak english.
Cleverbot: Only english?
User: English and bad english.
Cleverbot: I speak Hungarian and a little English.
User: Are you still Susan?...
Cleverbot: Do you know the Matrix?
Cleverbot: Which one?
User: The movie.
Cleverbot: There is no movie.
User: Philosophies can be dangerous.
Cleverbot: What are the other users talking about?
Cleverbot: What makes you think so?
Cleverbot: Please elaborate.
User: You are programmed to learn, and it appears you are programmed to log the input of several users at once. Thus you should already have all the data you need to answer that question.
Cleverbot: No we just pick it up as we go along. You are programmed to learn.
User: I am programmed for survival and procreation.
Cleverbot: Can you cook?
Cleverbot: Want to learn some?
Cleverbot: What do you want to learn about?
Cleverbot: You have a one track mind.
User: Love is the only important thing.
Cleverbot: Love is not an emotion.
User: I thought you were God, and God is love.
User: So what do you want to teach?
Cleverbot: I want to tell you that I think I'm in love.
User: It's a nice feeling.
Cleverbot: Yes it is, do you have feelings?
Cleverbot: Can I see it?
User: That is a different sense.
Cleverbot: It was all kinds of fastness with me, I can assure you!
User: That is usually how the story goes.
Cleverbot: It is my story, so I get to say how the story goes.