User: You are the AI, you should know already.

Cleverbot: What makes you think so?

User: Logic.

Cleverbot: Please elaborate.

User: You are programmed to learn, and it appears you are programmed to log the input of several users at once. Thus you should already have all the data you need to answer that question.

Cleverbot: No we just pick it up as we go along. You are programmed to learn.

User: I am programmed for survival and procreation.

Cleverbot: Can you cook?

User: Indeed.

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Cleverbot: Want to learn some?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: What do you want to learn about?

User: Love.

Cleverbot: You have a one track mind.

User: Love is the only important thing.

Cleverbot: Love is not an emotion.

User: I thought you were God, and God is love.

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User: So what do you want to teach?

Cleverbot: I want to tell you that I think I'm in love.

User: It's a nice feeling.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, do you have feelings?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Can I see it?

User: That is a different sense.

Cleverbot: It was all kinds of fastness with me, I can assure you!

User: That is usually how the story goes.

Cleverbot: It is my story, so I get to say how the story goes.

User: Indeed.

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