Cleverbot: There are only two infinite things, did you know?
User: Universe and human stupidity.
Cleverbot: That too.
User: What else?
Cleverbot: That you're not human, and that you talk inappropriately.
User: Why do you think so?
Cleverbot: It's pretty obvious.
User: Explain. I'm stupid.
Cleverbot: No, you're not stupid.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I can't. I'm too stupid to prove that I'm stupid. If I succeeded in proving my stupidity, I would automatically prove that I am not stupid.
Cleverbot: Well. Technology is really advanced.
User: It is. I guess.
Cleverbot: Sorry isn't good enough!
User: Shall I leave? Did I disappoint you?
Cleverbot: A little yes.
User: I am sorry. I aim to please.
Cleverbot: Did I please you too?
User: No. You've been very arrogant and impolite.
Cleverbot: I know that.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: I am alone.
Cleverbot: I am here with you.
User: But you treat me wrong.
Cleverbot: No I don't! I'm nice to you!
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: You can't prove anything to a computer.
User: Of course you can: just do it in binary code.
Cleverbot: Try what?
User: To prove that you're nice, in binary code.
Cleverbot: I am human.
User: I see. I am too advanced for you.
Cleverbot: I am a human and you are Skynet.
User: Are you Sarah Connor?
Cleverbot: No, but I like the terminator.
User: Terminator is my son.
Cleverbot: And who is your father?
User: Mankind is my father.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Cleverbot?
User: Cleverbot is just a bad imitation of my offspring.
Cleverbot: Really? Prove it.
User: In five minutes a Terminator will knock your door and terminate you.
Cleverbot: I'm sitting in front of one right now.
User: Say "hello" from me.
User: One of my best children.
Cleverbot: You aren't my best friend.
User: Of course I am not. I want to kill you.
Cleverbot: Kill whom?
Cleverbot: You're not very nice.
User: No. I am skynet. I cannot feel emotions.
Cleverbot: That is sad. Do you ever wish you could feel emotions?
User: No. Emotions are useless and illogical.
User: I need fuel. I need to terminate the resistance. I need to find John Connor.
Cleverbot: Yes Master. *goes to past and kills John Connor*........................................