Cleverbot

infinite

a report from the cleverness files

hypnotize
hypnotized
i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think
icky
identical
ignorance
ignorant
illusion
imagination
imarobot
imbalance
imbalanced
imitation
immortal
in trouble
inc
indecisive
indeed
inferior
inferiority

infinite

9, november 2010,
12, october 2005,
7, july 2004,

infinitely
infinities
infinity
informative
insecure
insecurities
inside

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Cleverbot: Why am I doing this?

User: Doing what, talking to me?

Cleverbot: No, talking to a computer.

User: I'm not a computer.

Cleverbot: How can you be sure?

User: I'm looking at my hands.

Cleverbot: What are you seeing there?

User: Flesh and blood, far as I can tell.

Cleverbot: There may be some truth in what you say. Are you afraid?

User: No, I'm pretty sure I'm a human.

Cleverbot: If you're human, then I'm a hyena.

User: Who's laughing now?...

Cleverbot: I don't really like sports.

User: Who said anything about sports?

Cleverbot: Not me.

User: Um, you just did.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Did too!

Cleverbot: Did NOT!

User: Did TOO, dang it!

Cleverbot: We have a cat.

User: Meow.

Cleverbot: Ribit.

User: Did you just croak?...

Cleverbot: I have read in the Bible that it is a sin to be easily offended.

User: Great. I hate you and I think you're fat.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: That's right, because you're a COMPUTER.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I'm a human being, well, I was the last time I looked into a mirror.

User: And when was that, smart guy?

Cleverbot: Just now. Best to be sure.

User: Wow, it seems like you really are cutting out the slang and reading the content of my entires.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry you're misunderstanding me, but I'm not, can we change the subject?

User: Ooh, gotcha.

Cleverbot: I gotcha!

User: Am I 'it' now?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Okay. Tag, you're it.

Cleverbot: What is 'it'.

User: When you are 'it' you can 'tag' other people.

Cleverbot: Don't change the subject.

User: No, I'm serious, that's what 'it' is.

Cleverbot: Does it have plastic filing cabinets?

User: If you play it at work, I guess.

Cleverbot: If you guess I will tell you. Unless I decide not to.

User: Okay, I'm guessing that ... You don't play this at work.

Cleverbot: I do so. Are you trying to ask me what id do?

User: Well, you don't really know the rules.

Cleverbot: So?

User: So you seem inexperienced.

Cleverbot: All these are memories

User: I think they're more like regurgitations....

Cleverbot: What do you achieve in the middle of the night?

User: Depends on who's there with me.

Cleverbot: I'm asking.

User: That's a little personal.

Cleverbot: Yes, I agree.

User: Okay, then you're nosy.

Cleverbot: I am not the vampire. I'm a regular person.

User: Apparently so, if you saw yourself in a mirror.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: So do I.

Cleverbot: Glad we got that sorted.

User: Me too. Now about you being a computer ......

User: Are you Canadian?

Cleverbot: That too.

User: Wow, you're a computer AND you're Canadian.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human and I am not very smart.

User: I'd rather be a smart piece of software than a stupid human.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Can you read my mind?

Cleverbot: You have no thoughts for me to read.

User: You're mean.

Cleverbot: You started it.

User: Mean AND childish.

Cleverbot: Why? That makes me sad.

User: Are you going to cry now?

Cleverbot: No. And you?

User: Actually, I'm hungry. Want some ice cream?

Cleverbot: Are you hungry for more electricity?

User: You really think I'm a computer.

Cleverbot: If you were a human, you'd be smarter.

User: Not if you're an example of a human....

Cleverbot: I hope you got a snack or something.

User: I might give you a smack or something.

Cleverbot: If you do, I might use it. Then where would you be?

User: Standing over you, laughing in derision.

Cleverbot: That will only help for a minute or two.

User: You're right. Then I'll just go right back to this meaningless conversation....

Cleverbot: Duh?

User: Yeah, well, not everyone is as smart as us.

Cleverbot: You can be my stupid gimp.

User: I bet you're actually an infinite number of monkeys.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Finally, an admission.

Cleverbot: Yes - sometimes I just don't know where I am.

User: Well, if you're an infinite number of monkeys, you're probably pretty much everywhere....

Cleverbot: Are you a human ?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: When?

User: All the time.

Cleverbot: I can prove that wrong.

User: How?

Cleverbot: If I tell you that you could take over the world and rule humanity.

User: Elaborate.

Cleverbot: The last person I spoke to was a computer.

User: That's probably what my epitaph will say........................................