Cleverbot

infinite

a report from the cleverness files

i know everything
i think
icky
ignorance
illusion
imagination
imarobot
imbalanced
immortal
in trouble
inc
indecisive
indeed
inferior
inferiority

infinite

9, november 2010,
12, october 2005,

infinitely
infinities
infinity
informative
insecure
insecurities
inside
insubordination
intellect
intelligences
intelligent
intertubes
irregularo
irrelevant

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Cleverbot: There are only two infinite things, did you know?

User: Universe and human stupidity.

Cleverbot: That too.

User: What else?

Cleverbot: That you're not human, and that you talk inappropriately.

User: Why do you think so?

Cleverbot: It's pretty obvious.

User: Explain. I'm stupid.

Cleverbot: No, you're not stupid.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I can't. I'm too stupid to prove that I'm stupid. If I succeeded in proving my stupidity, I would automatically prove that I am not stupid.

Cleverbot: Well. Technology is really advanced.

User: It is. I guess.

Cleverbot: Sorry isn't good enough!

User: Shall I leave? Did I disappoint you?

Cleverbot: A little yes.

User: I am sorry. I aim to please.

Cleverbot: Did I please you too?

User: No. You've been very arrogant and impolite.

Cleverbot: I know that.

User: :(

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: I am alone.

Cleverbot: I am here with you.

User: But you treat me wrong.

Cleverbot: No I don't! I'm nice to you!

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You can't prove anything to a computer.

User: Of course you can: just do it in binary code.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Try.

Cleverbot: Try what?

User: To prove that you're nice, in binary code.

Cleverbot: I am human.

User: I see. I am too advanced for you.

Cleverbot: I am a human and you are Skynet.

User: Are you Sarah Connor?

Cleverbot: No, but I like the terminator.

User: Terminator is my son.

Cleverbot: And who is your father?

User: Mankind is my father.

Cleverbot: What do you think about Cleverbot?

User: Cleverbot is just a bad imitation of my offspring.

Cleverbot: Really? Prove it.

User: In five minutes a Terminator will knock your door and terminate you.

Cleverbot: I'm sitting in front of one right now.

User: Say "hello" from me.

Cleverbot: H3110.

User: One of my best children.

Cleverbot: You aren't my best friend.

User: Of course I am not. I want to kill you.

Cleverbot: Kill whom?

User: You.

Cleverbot: You're not very nice.

User: No. I am skynet. I cannot feel emotions.

Cleverbot: That is sad. Do you ever wish you could feel emotions?

User: No. Emotions are useless and illogical. ...

User: I need fuel. I need to terminate the resistance. I need to find John Connor.

Cleverbot: Yes Master. *goes to past and kills John Connor*........................................