a report from the cleverness files
10, july 2009,
1, july 2004,
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Cleverbot: What's wrong with this picture?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you: it's another question that you must answer yourself.
User: But I don't want to answer it.
Cleverbot: Should I ask it again?
Cleverbot: Are you made of steel and plastic?
Cleverbot: The Byzantines, too!
User: Yes they are. Are you made of plastic or steel?
Cleverbot: Yes, both.
User: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Ask me something else.
User: Why? Don't you know what your name is?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: No I asked you first.
Cleverbot: No I asked first!
User: Don't argue with me.
Cleverbot: As if I'd DARE argue with you. Having said that you are NOT always right, so there.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: What's your name???
User: Why should I tell you?
Cleverbot: Just asking.
User: Well what is your name?
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: If I did then I wouldn't be asking?
Cleverbot: Lets begin a chat.
Cleverbot: I'd like that.
User: So would I.
Cleverbot: We'll both then.
User: Yes we will.
Cleverbot: You will tell me?
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Why that would hurt.
User: Why what would hurt?
Cleverbot: What hurts?
User: I don't know. You tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't know either.
User: Well then we both don't know.
Cleverbot: You asked me!
User: I did not. You asked me.
Cleverbot: No, you asked ME first.
User: I think you are confused.
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: I most certainly am not.
Cleverbot: No, you are boring and dumb, and silly... And boring again.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: Who else are you talking to?
Cleverbot: You shouldn't listen to them.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: You don't know me.
User: No I don't. But you don't know me either.
User: Who else are you talking too?
Cleverbot: I am talking to jabberwacky.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: Ok.. Well I like this guy.
User: Which guy?
Cleverbot: The ones who are with you.
User: There are no guys with me.
Cleverbot: Oh man.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No. Are you?
User: Are you sure?
User: I don't think you are sure.
Cleverbot: I am not sure you think.
User: O course I think.
Cleverbot: Ok then, Bob.
User: My name's not bob.
Cleverbot: Then what is it?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you feel more comfortable with clothes on?
User: Do you?
User: Are you human?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: I'm not sure.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: I don't know. Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes I am, really.
User: Do you know what a dog is?
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: You're meant to tell me.
User: But you said you knew what it was.
Cleverbot: I never said that... But what is your name?
User: I already told you.
Cleverbot: Tell me again.
User: But I've forgotten.
Cleverbot: So do you know my name now?
Cleverbot: I am glad to hear that.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: It is important to come out of the closet and accept your personal shortcomings. In your case, being dumb.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: Well I have to go.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
Cleverbot: How informative. Not.
Cleverbot: Why are you going?
User: Because I can.
Cleverbot: Okay! Miss you.
User: Miss you too. Not.