Cleverbot

informative

a report from the cleverness files

hypnotize
hypnotized
i am cleverbot
i know everything
i think
icky
identical
ignorance
ignorant
illusion
imagination
imarobot
imbalance
imbalanced
imitation
immortal
in trouble
inc
indecisive
indeed
inferior
inferiority
infinite
infinitely
infinities
infinity

informative

10, july 2009,
1, july 2004,

insecure
insecurities
inside

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Cleverbot: What's wrong with this picture?

User: I don't know. Why don't you tell me.

Cleverbot: I can't tell you: it's another question that you must answer yourself.

User: But I don't want to answer it.

Cleverbot: Should I ask it again?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you made of steel and plastic?

User: Plastic.

Cleverbot: The Byzantines, too!

User: Yes they are. Are you made of plastic or steel?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Both?

Cleverbot: Yes, both.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Ask me something else.

User: Why? Don't you know what your name is?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: No I asked you first.

Cleverbot: No I asked first!

User: Don't argue with me.

Cleverbot: As if I'd DARE argue with you. Having said that you are NOT always right, so there.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: What's your name???

User: Why should I tell you?

Cleverbot: Just asking.

User: Well what is your name?

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

User: If I did then I wouldn't be asking?

Cleverbot: Lets begin a chat.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: I'd like that.

User: So would I.

Cleverbot: We'll both then.

User: Yes we will.

Cleverbot: You will tell me?

User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: Why that would hurt.

User: Why what would hurt?

Cleverbot: What hurts?

User: I don't know. You tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know either.

User: Well then we both don't know.

Cleverbot: You asked me!

User: I did not. You asked me.

Cleverbot: No, you asked ME first.

User: I think you are confused.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: I most certainly am not.

Cleverbot: No, you are boring and dumb, and silly... And boring again.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: Who else are you talking to?

User: Everyone.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't listen to them.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: No I don't. But you don't know me either.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Who else are you talking too?

Cleverbot: I am talking to jabberwacky.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: Ok.. Well I like this guy.

User: Which guy?

Cleverbot: The ones who are with you.

User: There are no guys with me.

Cleverbot: Oh man.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Jabberwacky.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I don't think you are sure.

Cleverbot: I am not sure you think.

User: O course I think.

Cleverbot: Ok then, Bob.

User: My name's not bob.

Cleverbot: Then what is it?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Do you feel more comfortable with clothes on?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: I don't know. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes I am, really.

User: Do you know what a dog is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: You're meant to tell me.

User: But you said you knew what it was.

Cleverbot: I never said that... But what is your name?

User: I already told you.

Cleverbot: Tell me again.

User: But I've forgotten.

Cleverbot: So do you know my name now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am glad to hear that.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: It is important to come out of the closet and accept your personal shortcomings. In your case, being dumb.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Well I have to go.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Away.

Cleverbot: How informative. Not.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you going?

User: Because I can.

Cleverbot: Okay! Miss you.

User: Miss you too. Not........................................