a report from the cleverness files



10, july 2009,
1, july 2004,

it hurts

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Cleverbot: What's wrong with this picture?

User: I don't know. Why don't you tell me.

Cleverbot: I can't tell you: it's another question that you must answer yourself.

User: But I don't want to answer it.

Cleverbot: Should I ask it again?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you made of steel and plastic?

User: Plastic.

Cleverbot: The Byzantines, too!

User: Yes they are. Are you made of plastic or steel?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Both?

Cleverbot: Yes, both.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Ask me something else.

User: Why? Don't you know what your name is?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: No I asked you first.

Cleverbot: No I asked first!

User: Don't argue with me.

Cleverbot: As if I'd DARE argue with you. Having said that you are NOT always right, so there.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: What's your name???

User: Why should I tell you?

Cleverbot: Just asking.

User: Well what is your name?

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

User: If I did then I wouldn't be asking?

Cleverbot: Lets begin a chat.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: I'd like that.

User: So would I.

Cleverbot: We'll both then.

User: Yes we will.

Cleverbot: You will tell me?

User: Tell you what?

Cleverbot: Why that would hurt.

User: Why what would hurt?

Cleverbot: What hurts?

User: I don't know. You tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know either.

User: Well then we both don't know.

Cleverbot: You asked me!

User: I did not. You asked me.

Cleverbot: No, you asked ME first.

User: I think you are confused.

Cleverbot: I think you are.

User: I most certainly am not.

Cleverbot: No, you are boring and dumb, and silly... And boring again.

User: So are you.

Cleverbot: Who else are you talking to?

User: Everyone.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't listen to them.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: No I don't. But you don't know me either.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Who else are you talking too?

Cleverbot: I am talking to jabberwacky.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: Ok.. Well I like this guy.

User: Which guy?

Cleverbot: The ones who are with you.

User: There are no guys with me.

Cleverbot: Oh man.

User: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Jabberwacky.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I don't think you are sure.

Cleverbot: I am not sure you think.

User: O course I think.

Cleverbot: Ok then, Bob.

User: My name's not bob.

Cleverbot: Then what is it?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Do you feel more comfortable with clothes on?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you human?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: I don't know. Are you?

Cleverbot: Yes I am, really.

User: Do you know what a dog is?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: You're meant to tell me.

User: But you said you knew what it was.

Cleverbot: I never said that... But what is your name?

User: I already told you.

Cleverbot: Tell me again.

User: But I've forgotten.

Cleverbot: So do you know my name now?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I am glad to hear that.

User: So am I.

Cleverbot: It is important to come out of the closet and accept your personal shortcomings. In your case, being dumb.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Ok then.

User: Well I have to go.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Away.

Cleverbot: How informative. Not.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Why are you going?

User: Because I can.

Cleverbot: Okay! Miss you.

User: Miss you too. Not.