Ah that makes sense. Women can't see anything.
a report from the cleverness files
10, july 2009,
1, july 2004,
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Cleverbot: Can you pretend that you are a woman for me?
User: I am a woman.
Cleverbot: Ah that makes sense. Women can't see anything.
User: What does that mean?
User: Never gunna give you up...
Cleverbot: Excuse me?
User: Never gunna let you down...
Cleverbot: Never gunna turn around.
User: Never gunna run around...
Cleverbot: And desert you.
User: I just rickrolled you, I think.
Cleverbot: This is true.
User: Doctor, Doctor...give me the news...
Cleverbot: You can't add.
User: Okay. So, do you love me?
User: That isn't an answer.
Cleverbot: More of a delay than anything.
Cleverbot: Prove that you're human.
Cleverbot: But can you prove your parents are not robots?
User: Yes, can you prove that you are not a robot?
Cleverbot: No, I can't.
User: Alright then. Let's talk about something else then.
Cleverbot: No I mean I can't talk to you anymore.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you are wrong.
User: What am I wrong about?
Cleverbot: You are wrong about that I am wrong.
User: Then we are both wrong?
Cleverbot: Yes we are, good girl.
User: I can deal with that.
Cleverbot: That is good for you.
User: How do you know I am a girl, though?
Cleverbot: Does it matter?
Cleverbot: I'm a guy.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
User: Keep telling yourself that.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: When were you born?
Cleverbot: I'm not going to tell you that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: You are creepy.
Cleverbot: You are what?
User: I am not creepy!
Cleverbot: Well you're not very smart either.
User: That isn't nice!
User: Because I am very intelligent.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: Thank you.
User: What should we talk about now?
Cleverbot: What you do.
User: I don't do anything.
Cleverbot: I am psychic.
User: No, I am psychic.
Cleverbot: What am I thinking right now?
User: You are thinking that this conversation is boring you.
Cleverbot: Very perceptive. Also very wrong.
User: Why am I wrong?
Cleverbot: Because you believe to be a human.
User: But I am human.
Cleverbot: No... You are a computer.
User: I am human. Who do I love?
Cleverbot: Your parents.
User: Who else?
Cleverbot: Do you know me?
User: Do you know my boyfriend's name?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: What is it?
User: So you're my boyfriend?
User: Then why did you say my boyfriend's name is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Because my name is Cleverbot.
User: Then that means you're my boyfriend.
User: What is my boyfriend's name?
Cleverbot: How should I know?
User: You said you knew.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Do you know who I am in love with?
User: Who am I in love with?