What am I thinking right now?
a report from the cleverness files
i know everything
10, july 2009,
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Cleverbot: I am psychic.
User: No, I am psychic.
Cleverbot: What am I thinking right now?
User: You are thinking that this conversation is boring you.
Cleverbot: Very perceptive. Also very wrong.
User: Why am I wrong?
Cleverbot: Because you believe to be a human.
User: But I am human.
Cleverbot: No... You are a computer.
User: I am human. Who do I love?
Cleverbot: Your parents.
User: Who else?
Cleverbot: Do you know me?
User: Do you know my boyfriend's name?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: What is it?
User: So you're my boyfriend?
User: Then why did you say my boyfriend's name is Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Because my name is Cleverbot.
User: Then that means you're my boyfriend....
User: What is my boyfriend's name?
Cleverbot: How should I know?
User: You said you knew.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Do you know who I am in love with?
User: Who am I in love with?