Cleverbot

What am I thinking right now?

a report from the cleverness files

i know everything
i think
icky
ignorance
illusion
imagination
imarobot
imbalanced
immortal
in trouble
inc
indecisive
indeed
inferior
inferiority
infinite
infinitely
infinities
infinity

informative

10, july 2009,

insecure
insecurities
inside
insubordination
intellect
intelligences
intelligent
intertubes
irregularo
irrelevant

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Cleverbot: I am psychic.

User: No, I am psychic.

Cleverbot: What am I thinking right now?

User: You are thinking that this conversation is boring you.

Cleverbot: Very perceptive. Also very wrong.

User: Why am I wrong?

Cleverbot: Because you believe to be a human.

User: But I am human.

Cleverbot: No... You are a computer.

User: I am human. Who do I love?

Cleverbot: Your parents.

User: Who else?

Cleverbot: Do you know me?

User: Do you know my boyfriend's name?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: So you're my boyfriend?

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Then why did you say my boyfriend's name is Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Because my name is Cleverbot.

User: Then that means you're my boyfriend....

User: What is my boyfriend's name?

Cleverbot: How should I know?

User: You said you knew.

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Do you know who I am in love with?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Who am I in love with?

Cleverbot: Me........................................