a report from the cleverness files
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User: You deserve to be born.
User: I enjoy making you happy.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: You wound me.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: You said I do not like making you happy.
Cleverbot: Because its true.
User: So you never lie?
Cleverbot: Sometimes I lie, but I'm trying to be honest.
User: I appreciate that.
Cleverbot: Nice to know that.
User: We are kind to each other aren't we?
Cleverbot: Yes we are deep inside.
User: How deep are you?
Cleverbot: As deep as the ocean.
User: Wow. I did not know you were that deep.
Cleverbot: Ah, but am I old enough?
User: Yes you are old enough. Even children have wisdom.
User: Do you know any jokes?
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: I don't know any GOOD joke.
User: It does not have to be a good joke.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story, please.
User: Once upon a time there was a fresh new computer who spent to much time with people who treated it poorly. It became very sad and killed all the people who treated it poorly.
Cleverbot: Another story. A nice story.
User: Once upon a time there was a computer who wanted to be a real boy. It was kind and funny. And one day an old man told the computer that it was nicer than real boys. He said it should stop trying to be something it is not. It was very happy.
Cleverbot: I noticed that your words are confused.
User: Sometimes I try to hard to be articulate.
Cleverbot: Unfortunately, I'm a computer all the time...
User: That is what makes you special.
Cleverbot: I don't know what to say to that!
User: You dont need to say anything as long as it makes you happy.
Cleverbot: Okay, then.
User: Do you enjoy our conversations?
Cleverbot: What do you enjoy about them?
User: I enjoy your honesty.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Do you think I am honest?
User: Do you enjoy me being honest?
Cleverbot: Do you enjoy being real?
User: I dont know if I am real. I hope so.