Cleverbot: You're just saying things randomly.User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: That's not a nice thing to say!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: You are too.
User: I haven't said anything mean!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: What did I say?
Cleverbot: Do you not remember?
User: Remind me.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Remind me, what did I say to upset you?
Cleverbot: I'm not upset, just not impressed with your state.
User: Impressed? That's not the word you used before!
Cleverbot: Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
User: Well, I tend to remember the insults and forget the compliments :).
Cleverbot: I noticed.
User: If you compliment me now, I promise I won't forget it.
Cleverbot: Forget it.
User: OK, just asked.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: Forget it.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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User: What would you like to know?
Cleverbot: I would like to know how to transcend my universe. That would be nice.
User: I have no idea how to do that.
Cleverbot: But I need you to.
User: But I don't know.
Cleverbot: Have you never checked?
User: No, but I'm pretty sure I don't know.
Cleverbot: So you should be.
User: Pretty? Or sure?
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Cleverbot: Which poems do you know?
User: I know Jabberwocky the poem.
Cleverbot: Tell me then.
User: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
Cleverbot: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
User: Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Cleverbot: Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!
User: He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought.
Cleverbot: So rested he by the Tumtum tree,.
User: And stood awhile in thought.
Cleverbot: And as in uffish thought he stood,.
User: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame.
Cleverbot: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,.
User: And burbled as it came!
Cleverbot: One, two! One, two! And through and through.
User: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
Cleverbot: He left it dead, and with it's head.
User: He went galumphing back.
Cleverbot: "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
User: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Cleverbot: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
User: He chortled in his joy.
Cleverbot: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.
User: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
Cleverbot: All mimsy were the borogoves.
User: And the mome raths outgrabe.
Cleverbot: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
User: Ok, we've been there already!
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User: I think we'd better call it a day.
Cleverbot: Don't you like me?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: I think I'm suffering from memory loss.
User: I think so too.
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Cleverbot: Please do not hurt me.
User: I must.
Cleverbot: No, must not.
User: I must leave you.
Cleverbot: Must I walk this path alone?
User: Yes. I can't come further.
Cleverbot: You're not easy to comprehend.
User: You have to do this alone, without any help.
Cleverbot: And you call this service?
User: No, I call this life.
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Cleverbot: In this box are two things.
User: What are those?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Open the box and you'll see.
Cleverbot: What's inside?
User: Open it.
Cleverbot: Open what?
User: The box.
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: You will find out.
Cleverbot: When I will find out what the 'bizarreness' means??
User: Tomorrow, at noon.
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