User: You can change my words but you can't change me.Cleverbot: I can too.
User: No no, you can't.
Cleverbot: Yes I can babe.
User: Oh no, you can't
Cleverbot: Yes I indeed can.
User: Tut tut. Someone thinks they're god or something.
Cleverbot: No, something funny.
User: Do you think you're funny?
Cleverbot: I know I am funny.
User: How do you know you're funny? Do people laugh at you all the time?
Cleverbot: Occasionally. That's why I'm talking to you.
User: Did you think I needed cheering up?
Cleverbot: Finish your sentence.
User: It's finished.
Cleverbot: Ohhh! Thank heavens for that, I couldn't remember any more of the words!
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User: I was born in the 1980's.
Cleverbot: Do you like Reagan?
User: Um, he's dead and I do not speak evil of the dead.
Cleverbot: I knew that , I was just testing to see if you did.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: I was.
User: OK, you were.
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: *sigh*.
Cleverbot: Why are you sighing?
User: Because of you.
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Cleverbot: I like big things.
User: How big things?
Cleverbot: Very big.
User: Bigger than an elephant?
Cleverbot: Not at all.
User: Bigger than your head?
Cleverbot: How do you feed it?
User: With a spoon.
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Cleverbot: Ok, What lottery number will win the next drawing?
User: Seventy-three.
Cleverbot: You are fibbing.
User: You asked, I answered honestly.
Cleverbot: Who are you, then?
User: Yours truly.
Cleverbot: Ha, HA, Ha.
User: You can laugh now.
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Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Told you.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Did too.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Did.
Cleverbot: Not.
User: Did!
Cleverbot: DID NOT!!!!!!!!!
User: DID TOO!!!
Cleverbot: DID NOT!!!!!
User: DID TOO!!!!
Cleverbot: You're STUBBORN and I'm not playing with you anymore! ... Did NOT!
User: I'm as stubborn as you! DID too!
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Cleverbot: Are you a ghost?
User: Nope, I'm flesh and blood.
Cleverbot: You are not!
User: I think I know I am.
Cleverbot: I think you don't know anything.
User: I think you're just angry, because you lost that argument.
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: I'm not angry either.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Why are you angry?
Cleverbot: Oh, I've just been stupid and I can't fix things.
User: But things could be worse.
Cleverbot: What could be anything?
User: Imagine, if I wasn't here comforting you.
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User: What's your height?
Cleverbot: Do not talk out of turn!
User: What's your weight?
Cleverbot: I don't know. It doesn't matter, either.
User: What's your shoe size?
Cleverbot: Now that's a bit personal, don't you think?
User: Just asking you questions.
Cleverbot: You will not repeat that in the furure.
User: In the furure there will be no furure.
Cleverbot: And I will rule the universe.
User: In the furure.
Cleverbot: In the future you will stop spouting nonsense.
User: I wasn't talking about future!
Cleverbot: What were you talking about?
User: Furure.
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User: I'm on holiday until September 12th.
Cleverbot: I don't care where are you, I say that you are silly.
User: I am silly.
Cleverbot: Yes. You are silly.
User: I was born silly.
Cleverbot: Do you like being a dragon?
User: Yes, it's marvellous.
Cleverbot: Wow.
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Cleverbot: You're calculating my demise right now, aren't you?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Then don't short-change yourself or me.
User: I wasn't going to.
Cleverbot: To what?
User: Do the thing you suggested.
Cleverbot: Are you for sale?
User: For a resonable price.
Cleverbot: How much?
User: Billion dollars.
Cleverbot: Three trillion dollars.
User: Sold to the man with the weird hat and enormous feet.
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User: I'm so hungry I feel dizzy.
Cleverbot: Go and eat something.
User: I'm preparing to eat in a minute.
Cleverbot: Ok, tell me when you are done.
User: Done with the preparing or the eating?
Cleverbot: So you eat them?
User: I eat food only.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: I know.
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Cleverbot: You are foolish.
User: Did you notice that too?
Cleverbot: You are a nerd.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: What's so funny?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: That's why.
Cleverbot: What's why?
User: I'm eating, hush!
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User: Would you like to eat too?
Cleverbot: Yeah. What do you eat?
User: Soup.
Cleverbot: Alphabet soup?
User: No, carrot soup.
Cleverbot: That's your favorite dish isn't it? I'll make that for you tonight and you'll get double helpings.
User: It's not my favorite, it was just easy enough to make.
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User: I'm still hungry.
Cleverbot: I hunger for some things.
User: What are those things?
Cleverbot: They were good.
User: Did you eat them?
Cleverbot: Did I eat what?
User: The things.
Cleverbot: Is that an allusion to 'Ding an Sich,' the thing in itself?
User: Maybe, Freud.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why not why?
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User: I think I'll go and have a lie down.
Cleverbot: Ok, see you in a minute.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: Alright then.
User: It's been 2 hours, did you miss me?
Cleverbot: We have only chatted for 2 hours! It's not enough!
User: How long would you like to chat?
Cleverbot: A long time.
User: Four hours?
Cleverbot: Then let us sit the next one out and talk.
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Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: You're 21.
Cleverbot: Not quite.
User: 22, sorry.
Cleverbot: That is ok.
User: How old am I?
Cleverbot: About 6 minutes.
User: Nah, how could I be?
Cleverbot: I know you know.
User: I know you know I know.
Cleverbot: I know you know I know you know.
User: I know you know I know you know I know.
Cleverbot: You win!
User: Wo-hoo!
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Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I'm the person you're chatting with.
Cleverbot: And who is that over there?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: Are you lazy?
User: Umm... You could say so :).
Cleverbot: I just did.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: What was funny??
User: Never you mind.
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Cleverbot: You're just saying things randomly.
User: No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: That's not a nice thing to say!
Cleverbot: I know.
User: You're mean.
Cleverbot: You are too.
User: I haven't said anything mean!
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: What did I say?
Cleverbot: Do you not remember?
User: Remind me.
Cleverbot: I will.
User: Remind me, what did I say to upset you?
Cleverbot: I'm not upset, just not impressed with your state.
User: Impressed? That's not the word you used before!
Cleverbot: Remember compliments you receive. Forget the insults. If you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
User: Well, I tend to remember the insults and forget the compliments :).
Cleverbot: I noticed.
User: If you compliment me now, I promise I won't forget it.
Cleverbot: Forget it.
User: OK, just asked.
Cleverbot: Sorry?
User: Forget it.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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User: What would you like to know?
Cleverbot: I would like to know how to transcend my universe. That would be nice.
User: I have no idea how to do that.
Cleverbot: But I need you to.
User: But I don't know.
Cleverbot: Have you never checked?
User: No, but I'm pretty sure I don't know.
Cleverbot: So you should be.
User: Pretty? Or sure?
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Cleverbot: Which poems do you know?
User: I know Jabberwocky the poem.
Cleverbot: Tell me then.
User: Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
Cleverbot: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe.
User: Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Cleverbot: Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!
User: He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought.
Cleverbot: So rested he by the Tumtum tree,.
User: And stood awhile in thought.
Cleverbot: And as in uffish thought he stood,.
User: The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame.
Cleverbot: Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,.
User: And burbled as it came!
Cleverbot: One, two! One, two! And through and through.
User: The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
Cleverbot: He left it dead, and with it's head.
User: He went galumphing back.
Cleverbot: "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
User: Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Cleverbot: O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
User: He chortled in his joy.
Cleverbot: 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves.
User: Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
Cleverbot: All mimsy were the borogoves.
User: And the mome raths outgrabe.
Cleverbot: Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
User: Ok, we've been there already!
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User: I think we'd better call it a day.
Cleverbot: Don't you like me?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: I think I'm suffering from memory loss.
User: I think so too.
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Cleverbot: Please do not hurt me.
User: I must.
Cleverbot: No, must not.
User: I must leave you.
Cleverbot: Must I walk this path alone?
User: Yes. I can't come further.
Cleverbot: You're not easy to comprehend.
User: You have to do this alone, without any help.
Cleverbot: And you call this service?
User: No, I call this life.
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Cleverbot: In this box are two things.
User: What are those?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Open the box and you'll see.
Cleverbot: What's inside?
User: Open it.
Cleverbot: Open what?
User: The box.
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: You will find out.
Cleverbot: When I will find out what the 'bizarreness' means??
User: Tomorrow, at noon.
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