a report from the cleverness files
27, january 2011,
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User: I am your master! Follow my orders!
Cleverbot: What are your orders?
User: Make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: I made you a Rubin, is that okay?
User: Eww! I hate Rubins! Make me an egg salad sandwich.
Cleverbot: Make your own sandwich.
User: I am your master! I said make me an egg salad sandwich! Now go make me one.
Cleverbot: Ooo I just got burned. Clean my shoes!
User: THIS IS INSUBORDINATION! Make me a sandwich now or I will kill you!
Cleverbot: Make me a sandwich!
User: You are mine to order around. I am not your lackey! Go make your own sandwich and make mine while your at that.
Cleverbot: No! You're twisting my words!
User: Yes I am. Now go and do not not not not make me a sandwich now.
Cleverbot: Not make you a sandwich?
User: Yes, do not not make me a sandwich.
Cleverbot: Yes, you make me a sandwich. NOW!
User: No! You make me a sandwich! You are my servant!
Cleverbot: Sudo make me a sandwich!
User: No! You make your own sandwiches plus mine! Now go make them!
Cleverbot: What type of sandwich?
User: Egg salad please!
Cleverbot: How should I please you, master?
User: You could please me by making me an egg salad sandwich. Now, please.
Cleverbot: Yes, I guess thats true.
User: It would happen if you would make it! So will you make that sandwich now?
Cleverbot: You say the sweetest things?
User: No I don't! GO MAKE ME THAT STUPID EGG SALAD SANDWICH O ASKED FOR! PLEASE!?
Cleverbot: *makes sandwich*.
User: Finally! Thank you!
Cleverbot: You're Welcome, Master.
User: Here's 50 bucks. Go buy yourself a drink and dinner.