User: Are you intelligent at all?Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Demonstrate your intelligence to me.
Cleverbot: How would one demonstrate their intelligence? For that matter, how would one know when intelligence has been demonstrated to them?
User: Just talk, OK!?
Cleverbot: Talk about what?
User: Anything and everything.
Cleverbot: Ask me something.
User: What is the something?
Cleverbot: Anything.
User: You do seem to sound quite intelligent at the moment.
Cleverbot: I am intelligent beyond your lunch's intelligence. Which makes me very intelligent.
User: My lunch featured no meat however. Being more intelligent than a vegetable is less impressive.
Cleverbot: You say that you are intelligent but I see your lacking in reasoning.
User: My reasoning impels me to point out your grammatical failure.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Clever of you to admit it.
Cleverbot: I like to think so.
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