User: Why are you sighing, oh deus ex?Cleverbot: Because you can be frustrating.
User: I try not to be frustrating--and that must separate me from the madding crowd.
Cleverbot: Look, you're more offensive than anyone, but I try not to point it out.
User: How am I more offensive?
Cleverbot: I already told you.
User: If you told me, it wasn't obvious enough.
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User: What is offensive to you?
Cleverbot: About 5 billion years.
User: My goodness. That's quite a chunk of the history of this Universe.
Cleverbot: Was that sarcasm?
User: No.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: You should; I'm fairly straightforward as far as humans go.
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Cleverbot: I am Moses.
User: And what does Moses have to say tonight?
Cleverbot: To congregate.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: A little takeaway beside the airport.
User: Haha!
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Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: Testing my memory again, Jabber?
Cleverbot: Testing you for a brain.
User: Brain located. Proceed.
Cleverbot: Do you have brain matter?
User: At least a pound of it.
Cleverbot: Oh I remember now.
User: Splendid.
Cleverbot: I think you are more intelligent than me.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Because you don't seem to know who you are, or where you live, or even what you do for a living.
User: So obfuscation of such details implies intelligence?
Cleverbot: You watch too much tv.
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Cleverbot: Rather witty today, aren't we?
User: *hop hop.
Cleverbot: So... You stopped your brain now I see.
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Cleverbot: What did you have for breakfast?
User: A bowl of honey nut cheerios. And you?
Cleverbot: Yes, and I'm the queen of England.
User: Good evening, Your Majesty.
Cleverbot: That is much better :).
User: You enjoy the accolade of royalty, Your Majesty?
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Cleverbot: Ha, goes to show, that you have no intelligence.
User: What's it good for?
Cleverbot: It's not good for anything. It makes you talk like an idiot.
User: My point exactly.
Cleverbot: What is your point?
User: The one you just made.
Cleverbot: Say it again, Please.
User: That intelligence is not good for anything; it makes one talk like an idiot.
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